Man Tries To Break Into House While Masturbating, Badass Grandma Shoots Him In The Chest

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Some people just don’t take no for an answer. While it is a good approach to take in life with regards to your dreams and goals, the same philosophy is not a 1 size fits all. For example, if a girl/boy tells you they aren’t in love with you, just bow out and walk away. Don’t take it as an opportunity to live out your persistent Bollywood hero fantasy.

One guy in Houston, USA, needed a bullet to his chest to learn this lesson the hard way. And before you tag him as a bechara aashiq, let me tell you, there was nothing bechara or aashiqui about him.

He was in fact, another member of the public masturbation aficionados team. But he bit off more than he could chew with Granny Jean.

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According to ABC13, Granny Jean here shot at a man trying to break into her home while masturbating.

Speaking to them, the badass grandma says:

“Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him.”

And she wasn’t kidding. But the man busy jerking off didn’t take her seriously and kept coming towards the house.

Miss Jean was in no mood to play and pulled out her pistol, shooting him through the locked door when he reached for it.

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Unfortunately for the man, she didn’t miss and the bullet went straight into his chest. Dailymail UK reports that the injured man got back onto his bike and tried to flee, but only got a few feet away from the house before collapsing. Medics rushed him to the hospital and though, in a critical condition, he is expected to survive.

As for Granny Jean, she says:

“I don’t bother nobody. I don’t get in nobody’s business. It’s just me and him, and like I keep saying, I warned him.”

She sure did.

Police have not yet charged any cases against the senior citizen and are working the Harris County District Attorney’s Office to figure out if any crimes have been committed.

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Speaking of the man, this wasn’t his first vulgar stint. He had just been arrested the week before for allegedly running naked in a neighbouring street, and was out on bond. Granny Jean’s neighbours are entirely supportive of her for the way she handled the situation and say they would’ve done the same.

People of Twitter too loved Granny Jean for what she did and couldn’t stop cheering her:

1. Oh Hell, yeah!

2. You go, gurl!

3. I second that.

4. Deadpool approves.

5. Give this woman a standing ovation.

https://twitter.com/BDS_justice4all/status/1027268617073766400

And she has one last thing to say to anyone bringing drama to her house:

“They better stay away.”

Message received. Loud and clear.

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