These Tweets Prove Delhi Hasn’t Lost Its Sense Of Humour Even Though It Is Practically Drowning

Delhi.

The city is practically pulling a Mumbai right now and Twitterati although irritated, hasn’t lost its sense of humor. In fact, it has become more lethal and trust me, Delhi is having the time of its life on Twitter!

These tweets on #DelhiRains are going to make you laugh, rolling on the floor. And if you are in Delhi, till the next lamppost you reach in that pond of a road (it might take an hour, take your time reading :p).

1. Even a man in his position, John Kerry couldn’t refrain from making a joke.

Don’t know how you all got here. You must’ve needed boats to get here: @JohnKerry at IIT-Delhi #rains #DelhiRains pic.twitter.com/nV2m6knYs2

— NDTV (@ndtv) August 31, 2016

 

2.

boat services anyone? Surge is about x27472827.5 ? #DelhiRains

— Supriya (@auto_wali) August 31, 2016

 

3.

When you regret choosing an autorickshaw over a boat to get to work. Road to office. #Noida #DelhiRains pic.twitter.com/bsNErZslhX

— Ananya Bhattacharya (@ananya116) August 31, 2016

 

4.

Under Duckworth-Lewis method, employees should be sent home to enjoy #DelhiRains over tea, pakoda & any other snack that goes with the mood.

— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) August 31, 2016

 

5.

Sir @ArvindKejriwal , thank you for bringing Goa in delhi ! Love you ! #DelhiRains pic.twitter.com/j18OrVWeZF

— sumit (@sumitsaurabh) August 31, 2016

 

6.

“Let’s do a Mumbai today.” Rain gods on NCR right now. #DelhiRains

— Anshuman Goswamy (@goswamyanshuman) August 31, 2016

 

7.

Not even one of the most powerful men in the world can escape the #DelhiTraffic. ? #DelhiRains https://t.co/YeyPxVLpsw

— Mohsin Bin Latheef (@BinLatheef) August 29, 2016

 

8.

An hour of #DelhiRains and pools all over. Those who crib about lack of sports infrastructure in India should be made to swim in them.

— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) August 29, 2016

 

9.

Is this a storm or the friggin’ apocalypse? #delhirains

— nikita doval (@nikitadoval) August 24, 2016

 

10.

Also, can’t step out of my car. The Poseidon has already started claiming colleague and boss’s cars! #DelhiRains pic.twitter.com/wqo4tNrj7J

— Kishore Kumaar (@KumaarKishore) August 12, 2016

 

11.

People who are so impressed with fans queuing up for new iPhone should see those waiting for Samosas on a rainy day #DelhiRains

— saket (@saket71) August 11, 2016

 

12.

Har Barish ki same kahani.
Lagta hai jam aur bhar jata hai pani#DelhiRains #DelhiTraffic #Gurgaon #Gurugram

— Aashish Vidhani (@AashishV8) August 31, 2016

 

13.

Lucky are those professionals who don’t have a card to punch#DelhiRains

— James Narula (@James_Narula) August 31, 2016

 

14.

Homo Sapiens Indicus Urbanus – a new species evolving in India. Has amphibian characteristics #DelhiRains https://t.co/an3BDC1yA1

— Rohit Vishal Kumar (@slavish) August 31, 2016

 

15.

Dear Delhi,
Calm Down. You have asked for free water. @ArvindKejriwal is just delivering it.??? #DelhiRains

— Chicken Biryanii (@ChickenBiryanii) August 31, 2016

 

16.

Aaand now begins d wait for ArvindKejriwal to blame Modi for the rains in Delhi #DelhiRains #everyoneisatfault pic.twitter.com/22GtXMzSBl

— Shivam Srivastav (@shivology) August 31, 2016

 

17.

#DelhiRains remind me of last scene of #Mohenjodaro where entire city submerged due to heavy rains #rain #delhi

— Saurabh Trivedi (@saurabh3vedi) August 31, 2016

 

18.

Convo between Delhiet and Hyderabadi ??? @No1kaChamcha #DelhiRains #HyderabadRains pic.twitter.com/iNfMIPLZDa

— Mëëřå (@IMeerage) August 31, 2016

 

19.

dooba dooba rehta hoon potholes mein tere :p #DelhiRains

— Nidhi Bajaj (@nidhibajaj07) August 31, 2016

 

20.

* Sir, I won’t be able to make up to the office due to heavy rains.
* Dost, Theka 11 baje khulega, boat tayaar rakhiyo !!#DelhiRains

— Chinmaya Kabi (@c4chinmaya) August 31, 2016

21.

1 minute silence for those who are traveling to #gurgaon #gurugram #DelhiRains @sardanarohit @paritoshchoubey pic.twitter.com/cwK999CcXk

— Siddhinath (@siddhinath) August 31, 2016

 

22.

Kerry: Mam! Why r u laughing?
Sushma Ji:Thinking, If u got stucked in #DelhiRains People too can hide under ur Arms. pic.twitter.com/qqkWaO02kM

— Rohit Sharma (@imRo45_) August 31, 2016

Pakodas and tea, anyone? 😛

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