This Parody Of The Bombay High Court Passes Hilarious Judgement That We Hope Were True!

Despite the overcrowded local trains, pothole infested roads and unmanageable traffic, the city of Mumbai does have a charm about it. Outsiders may find it hard to comprehend the deep love each ‘Mumbaikar’ feels for this city of dreams.

We revel in the pleasure of finding a seat on the train during the morning rush. We jump with joy with an autorickshaw driver says ‘yes’ in the first instance. We enjoy the rush we get, speeding down the stretch of the Bandra- Worli sea link. Only a true ‘Mumbaikar’ will understand the depth of emotion behind these.

The Bombay High Court, a hilarious Facebook page, truly embodies the spirit of Mumbai. It perfectly captures the little quirks, qualms and nuances that exist in this beautiful city we call home: 

1. How could you even compare the two?!

 

2. You might cause a tear in the fabric of space-time.

 

3. Isn’t that the whole point of the fancy coffee?

 

4. I can totally relate.

 

5. Those travelling on the western line, you get it, right?

 

6. Who does that?!!

 

7. That actually seems legit.

 

8. ‘Cause we want our kids to be street smart, right?

 

9. Not a bad idea!

 

10. Oh I completely agree! 😛

 

11. How many of you’ve done this?

 

12. Yup, seems like the right kind of environment.

 

13. I can vouch for that.

 

14. Dombivali has it’s own climate. Not weather, climate!

 

15. Well, if that’s what the court orders.

 

16. If you haven’t tried it yet, please do! 

 

17. Our oxygen is gluten-free, organic, okay!

 

18. You guys always have theplas. How?!

 

19. How many of you faced this growing up?

 

20. You’re hampering the creative process!

 

21. About time!

 

22. Finally, someone understands.

 

23. That’s like saying you’re a botanist after mushrooms start growing in your kitchen sink.

 

24. You have been warned.

 

25. Wasn’t it always the case?

 

26. Chai wins no matter what!

 

27. My sincere condolences.

 

28. My third cousin’s second wife’s doctor’s son knows SRK’s watchman. Does that count?

 

29. Kay sangtos? Arre, aai shappath!

 

30. Zing zing zing zing zing zing ZINGAT! 

So many of these “court orders” are totally spot on.

Bombay High Court, may you continue to pass hilarious judgement for many years to come.

Source: Facebook