I always believe the internet is the gateway to Narnia, actually even more magical and surprising. Probably that is why I keep revisiting my social media and go through hours of uninterrupted scrolling just to dig up some dirt. And your gal is not gonna disappoint you this time too.
Like the millions of hashtags that have made it to your screens, this new trend has got people hooked. We all have our very own nighttime routine, right? Some like to do a little TLC to kick the anxiety away and get that glowing skin, others just can’t switch off the music playing in their head that has been bugging them all day.
Well, people on the internet are sharing what they do before they hit the bed with #BeforeIFallAsleep, and trust me, this is something you don’t wanna miss.
Here’s some of them:
#BeforeIFallAsleep I turn to my snuggling wife and whisper sweetly…."Most murders are committed by loved ones, goodnight." pic.twitter.com/z1V6vpvzxg
— wchrisg, masked for her pleasure (@wchrisg0528) November 6, 2019
The struggle is real.
#BeforeIFallAsleep I have to turn my brain off pic.twitter.com/EJa24fA6rj
— ❀ Sɪᴍᴏɴᴇ ❀ (@Simbra75) November 6, 2019
#BeforeIFallAsleep insomnia keeps me awake pic.twitter.com/UW0ptVKrMB
— 🥀ꪑꪊꪀꪖ🇨🇦 (@MunaNawabit1) November 6, 2019
#BeforeIFallAsleep my mind has to stop running a million miles a minute. pic.twitter.com/QGIk8CIsM0
— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) November 6, 2019
#BeforeIFallAsleep I pray that I dont wake up at 2/3 in the morning. Only to fall back asleep at 5 for my alarm to sound off at 6:30 pic.twitter.com/PgmIn31tWR
— Curtiesha Colbert ♏ (@Curtiesha) November 6, 2019
It’s either you or me.
#BeforeIFallAsleep I make sure there are no unsettling distractions. pic.twitter.com/vn9HGrFbcj
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) November 6, 2019
Make the dog move over so I can get in bed.#BeforeIFallAsleep pic.twitter.com/wQtkuGVaea
— Cindy Lou (@_Belsmom) November 6, 2019
#BeforeIFallAsleep I have to battle with this furry bastard for some pillow room.
Literally took this seconds ago… pic.twitter.com/OEDwOloPqC
— 🇨🇦LeJENdary💋 (@jennybennyb00) November 6, 2019
We are with you on this.
#BeforeIFallAsleep I usually drop my phone on my face while scrolling through Twitter. pic.twitter.com/zDrCaQliyB
— Bella (@BellaLaRue1) November 6, 2019
#BeforeIFallAsleep I keep shifting in several different positions trying to get comfortable pic.twitter.com/OlxEHnWMYk
— pisces (@TaraBriscoe3) November 6, 2019
Okaaaayyyy…
#BeforeIFallAsleep I tell myself great job for not killing anyone.
— ANativeNamedDavid (@DavidTheNative) November 6, 2019
Oopss…
I clear my browser history pic.twitter.com/w50rICURPP
— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷 (@Anythingpork) November 6, 2019
What an idea!
#BeforeIFallAsleep at work, I put on my glasses. pic.twitter.com/jRU2R0yEOF
— Lemon Tart (@LouiseLemonTart) November 6, 2019
I test my agility #BeforeIFallAsleep. pic.twitter.com/CMHD7ukJFT
— E (@DancingLantern) November 6, 2019
Winter is coming.
https://twitter.com/ThisBLitz/status/1191916377596190720
I pee but my bladder wakes me up anyway. #BeforeIFallAsleep
— Rachel VIII, Ratchet Queen of Quarantine (@Rachels_Ratchet) November 6, 2019
Looking for a company?
#BeforeIFallAsleep … I look under the bed seven times. Not six, like a wuss…not eight like some psycho, but seven times.
— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) November 6, 2019
I warn the monsters under the bed to behave or I’ll make them choke on glitter
#BeforeIFallAsleep pic.twitter.com/2dBLIYwDcf
— Rusty (@GayDeceiver) November 6, 2019
Well, if you say so..
I tell myself “One more beer won’t kill you” about a dozen times #BeforeIFallAsleep pic.twitter.com/5OOaoJbcxX
— ☘️🍻Jables🍻☘️ (@MrCheek22) November 6, 2019
#BeforeIFallAsleep I always ask permission at the mattress store.
— ⛤ 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓪 ⛤ (@MomsaBasketCase) November 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/Mr_GuyWise/status/1191917475442700288
And still, we can’t..
https://twitter.com/Mr_GuyWise/status/1191917186027266049
I think whoever thought of this hashtag wanted to know what others were up to because obviously, he couldn’t sleep. Can you relate to these weird bedtime rituals? What do you do before dozing off? Tell us.