Humans have a habit of trying to look cool. We’ve been doing it since our kindergarten days and we’ll keep doing it until we’re in our deathbeds. The method might vary from person to person but trust me, all of them have the same goal in their minds.
Now, some try to look cool by improving their personality. Many others try to do it by going through a makeover. And a barber did it by giving away condoms with his business card.
Barber and Twitter user @gamezjakee put up a photo of his business card with a condom attached to it. And he was insinuating that once anyone gets a cut from his shop, they’re going to need the condom.
Gotta include one of these with every card! You’re going to need it after I cut your hair 💈🥇Trust me 🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/V8XEusCgoe
— jake gamez🐍💈 (@gamezjakee) March 10, 2019
Now, it’s a good idea to promote safe sex. But the problem was that it was stapled onto the business card. And that meant there were two holes in it, which negated the whole idea of the condom.
Netizens noticed this hole in the barber’s marketing strategy and suspected that he was trying to expand his clientele.
I mean, if you want them to bring you new clients, you could just ask them for a referral.. 😭😭💀
— zellie (@zellieimani) March 10, 2019
LOL It’s going to really feel like “Skyn” when those staple holes open up, and make that condom a turtleneck.
— Mr. Kenneth (@KDisms) March 10, 2019
“Trust me” pic.twitter.com/0RnFcd7eMB
— Montty Rockets. (@imontty) March 10, 2019
Then he gets to cut your kids hair pic.twitter.com/r9prsnNpFx
— Sistah Souljah Jr. (@SimoneSpins) March 10, 2019
That’s a waste of a damn fine super thin hypoallergenic condom.
Damn shame https://t.co/TTGAIDc6tt— DNLee (@DNLee5) March 11, 2019
You had ONE job 🤦🏽♀️ https://t.co/2NfJTRwDGp
— ` 𝓚𝒾𝓂 . 💋 (@K_Carefree) March 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/aandrewcastillo/status/1104962599274377217
https://twitter.com/TSamwald/status/1104962580735418369
And the Darwin Award goes to…. https://t.co/mOCp6USaX7
— ❤️Cara Jentzen❤️ (@belle4beau) March 11, 2019
it’s stapled…. that’s means it’s a bogo sale … buy one hair cut the son gets it for free https://t.co/DPkEGQuYrM
— raeedon♥️ (@rae3eee) March 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/emilyyy___jane/status/1104974901046202368
That snake emoji in your name makes a lot of sense lol https://t.co/ovRKlsxgTD
— lord jozie 🏜 (@jozie_ramone) March 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/tiffmomtano/status/1104986724122255361
https://twitter.com/blckmail/status/1105005521763893248
Oh I see what you did there, trying to turn your clients into fathers 😂😂😂 https://t.co/rs9XB8O4mA
— missbolivia (@missssbolivia) March 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/justjoshdc/status/1105140352367898625
So we are gonna ignore that there is a stapler in the condom? Have fun with kids… pull out game better be SOLID 🤣🤣 https://t.co/1NEpjlLWof
— Mireynaaa🌻 (@mireynaxoxo) March 11, 2019
Weird flex but ok https://t.co/5MED8nGJrs
— Clarissa✨ (@clarissa_222) March 11, 2019
Clearly… he tryna bring in more customers even if it take 9 months everytime https://t.co/A7iWgH7xo5
— 5 (@SSBG17FIVE) March 11, 2019
Not sure if this dude was serious or just trolling the internet 😂 https://t.co/a15bVdUuWY
— ⒹⒶⓃⓃⓎ (@Dan_Fame) March 11, 2019
This marketing gimmick has a hole in it. https://t.co/LMikMYrfT7
— onebadhobbit (@onebadhobbit) March 12, 2019
However, an interaction revealed that the hole in the condom might’ve been intentional.
You see the vision!
— jake gamez🐍💈 (@gamezjakee) March 10, 2019
There’s a good chance that the barber’s haircutting is so legendary that it makes girls go weak in the knees. But if they end up using that condom he’s giving away for free, they might come back to beat him for that unplanned pregnancy instead of bringing their children for a haircut.