It’s that time of the year again! Yes, I am fully aware that Christmas is not coming anytime soon, I am talking about the most beautiful time of the year, Valentines Day! Aren’t you all single people excited to see couples making out in every public place and movie theatre you go to? (It’s not like they don’t do it anyway, but you get my point.)
Not to forget all the ‘babu Shona‘ cards that are going to be uploaded to Instagram flooding your feed with all the love while you sit at home eating your feelings. At such a time, humour is the best way to feel better. After all, chocolates will be cheaper the next day!
And when it comes to jokes, Twitterati have some really good ones up their sleeve. People are tweeting the reasons they will be spending this Valentines Day without a beau, with the #WhyImSingle and they are pretty damn hilarious if I say so myself.
1. Nothing beats good sarcasm. Nothing.
This is #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/EU7oLeiWBC
— Mark Hudson 🌎💯 (@MarkHudson1986) February 8, 2018
2. He also probably just wants to be friends.
I talk to the FBI dude on my phone/laptop camera more than I talk to people. #whyImSingle #Fallontonight
— The Black Eyed Peas Fan Club (@_gurlfieri) February 10, 2018
3. Boom bhai-zoned!
I get boyfriend material and he’s like a brother to me confused
— C I E R R A L E N A Y (@CierraCooper00) February 10, 2018
4. It’s just a communication gap!
#WhyImSingle my bf doesnt know hes my bf yet
— Mia✨ (@its_mia19) February 10, 2018
5. Translation: Feed me at regular intervals and you’ll be happy.
@FallonTonight I eat a lot and almost every 3 hours and if I don’t, I get very hangry and I am only 5’1. My mother says I am like a little dinasour that scares men away because I am always hungry or cranky, hear me roar rwar #FallonTonight #WhyImSingle
— Alicia A. Rodriguez (@AliciaRuns26) February 10, 2018
6. Oohh…BURN!
I told my ex he’s like the top piece of bread, everybody touches him but nobody wants him #WhyImSingle
— zvhvr.a (@zvhvr_a) February 10, 2018
7. Ouch!
I messaged a girl I matched with on Tinder and she replied, "Sorry it was an accident."
— Omar Guzmán (@omaryes2) February 9, 2018
8. Gucci gang, Gucci gang…
https://twitter.com/BelleDeesseVcno/status/962013679591010304
9. Pineapple on pizza club. ?
Pineapple goes on pizza #WhyImSingle
— Deonte 🃏 (@DH5___) February 9, 2018
10. It’s already too much work.
https://twitter.com/alexia_costanda/status/961673128953942017
11. I feel personally attacked by this.
Some of you are single because you press toothpaste from the middle. #WhyImSingle
— Mazi Ibe (@MaziIbe_) February 9, 2018
12. *Searches for all the FB posts*
https://twitter.com/Bhadoosky/status/961979900457639936
13. Same girl same.
#WhyImSingle
me: i want a boyfriend
boy: hi
me: pic.twitter.com/eRNIWK7UMl— sam (@7Osstyles) February 8, 2018
14. Person: Happy Birthday.
Me: Yeah, same to you. (It wasn’t)
Man: Happy Friday!
Me: Yeah!
Man: Have a good one!
Me: Love you too. WHAT NO I DONT. Sorry have a good one. #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/AAsmwUbhh0
— Sara Cherie (@SaratheCherie) February 9, 2018
15. I was just trying to be cute!
Ever started a fight with bae when they ignoring you so you could resolve it and be all cute 😊
Yeah. I did. Am single now 😢#WhyImSingle
— Boda Dubem (@deegenie_) February 9, 2018
16. That’s cancelled.
#WhyImSingle Apparently, I have to go outside and let people see me.
— Morgan Cézanne (@WhosMorganM) February 8, 2018
17. It’s honestly a mystery…
https://twitter.com/rkchngrad/status/961536677956194308
18. Hehehe…
Him: I don’t get why your single ?
Me : You’re * #WhyImSingle— jo🥺🤘🏻 (@Meneses_J10) February 8, 2018
19. Me in a nutshell.
https://twitter.com/DFKoutsouridis/status/962165738126495744
20. It’s not my fault I am just really funny.
https://twitter.com/veronikajoni/status/962146242494193667
What are your reasons for being single? Let us know!