The Hindu Mahasabha Has Come Up With Ideas For V-Day And It’s Downright Ridiculous

After the Hindu Mahasabha’s sweet gesture of generosity by saying that they will get couples married if found outside on Valentine’s day, they have come up with a few more brilliant ideas, that will totally blow your minds off (because you will feel like shooting yourself).

 

Shahrukh Khan to Saurabh Kumar?

 

Just saying, but if SRK does convert to Hinduism, like the Hindu Mahasabha has “challenged” him he can opt for a better, classier name for himself.
And not only him, they have challenged Aamir Khan, Saif Ali Khan, Fardeen Khan (who’s that) and Emran Hashmi to “convert to Hinduism, if they really love their wives”.

 

Declare all item girls as prostitutes. Wait, what?

 

Navin Tyagi, general secretary of the UP unit of Hindu Mahasabha has said that actresses wearing skimpy outfits for songs should be branded as prostitutes just because they wear short, revealing clothes. In that case, what should we call the B-town men who expose or go shirtless? (We don’t mind them going shirtless, but just asking a serious question here.

 

Ban on wearing skirts and jeans by girl students.

 

And wear what Mr. Tyagi? Ohh right, we have traditional Indian clothes to wear, but that doesn’t stop the men from molesting us. So how is discarding our choice of clothes helping?

 

Banning students to carry mobile phones.

 

The same mobile phone that you need to implement your day to day work, eh people? Who can even live without a phone now? This is just heights of hypocrisy.

We understand your point of saving Indian culture, but this is not it. What you are doing is taking us back to our primitive days. We really don’t want to use flint-stones when we have lighters so readily available to light our smokes.  😉

P.S. People who are sending Valentine’s day requests on Facebook, be prepared to be married.

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