11 Things Only People Who Can’t Sing Know To Be True

The world is divided into two kinds of people – those who can sing, and those who love to sing but can’t. I fall in the second category, like a lot of you reading this. While most of us think that we have everything that it takes to be a total star, the one thing (which happens to be the main thing) we lack is the ability to sing well.

So, if you suck at singing, nod along to the following:

1. You famously call yourself a bathroom singer

But who are we kidding, really? You can’t sing even there.

 

2. When it’s time to sing “Happy Birthday to you”, you sing along with the faintest voice

 

3. All you can do to not ruin your favorite song is lip-sync it

 

4. You try singing in different pitches to see which one makes you sound least funny

Hardly works.

 

5. Because you refuse to sing publicly, people assume that you’re a shy person

Which is far from reality, maybe.

 

6. Singing in public is only possible when you are absolutely drunk

…and when you don’t remember it the next day.

 

7. You always wonder how you will ever sing lullabies to your future kids

What if your kids start crying? OMG.

 

8.  Even your mom has never heard you sing

Because then that would be her reaction.

 

9. But your girlfriend/boyfriend plays the emotional card just to make you sing- “Please sing for me once. You’re so unromantic. Please sing for me.”

And have a hearty laugh at your expense.

 

10. When you’re asked to sing a song during Antakshari, a part of you dies

Here comes embarrassment. Lots and lots of it.

 

11. And you end up making people around you laugh because of your ‘talent’

While that hurts, it’s always noble to make someone laugh.

So, there’s nothing to be ashamed of. After all, even if you have one key factor missing, you have everything else it takes to be a rock star.