Here’s How Baba Sehgal Is Giving Us Precious Life Lessons, One Tweet At A Time

Babaaaa

Not elaichi or underwear, dude! I am here to talk about Baba Sehgal! Umm, the desi rapper, with an OD of quirk, who is infamously famous for his couplets (two-liners), rap songs and absurdity on a roll? Yeah, that one.

I know people who trip on his quirks and pretty much switch to Mr Sehgal’s Twitter handle for their daily dose of laughter.

But, if you are not one of those people, then worry you not, I am bringing Babaji’s tweets to you. Well, why should his close to 59K followers only have all the fun? Let’s roll.

 

1. And, you thought you had it all figured out.

dil toh pagal hai dil deewana hai, apple toh seb hai aur kela banana hai..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 19, 2017

 

2. *Blocks*

mobile mein feed hai tera number,
arey pagli november ke baad hee aata hai december😜

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 17, 2017

 

3. Because belief in destiny and good health go hand in hand.

better hoga agar karoge yoga
kyun ki joh hona hai voh toh hoga..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 17, 2017

 

4. And, breakfast is really important.

negativity ko life sey kick karo,
biscuit ko chai mein dip karo,
breakfast kabhi mat skip karo..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 14, 2017

 

5. His version of roz khao anday.

test match khelo ya one day,
sunday ko zaroor khao anday 😜

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 12, 2017

 

6. As twisted as it may sound, he makes sense feebly.

aadmi hota hai voh sanki, jo na karey respect kisi woman ki,
usmey genes nahi human ki jo ye samjhe ladki hai cheez koi fun ki

#womensday

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 8, 2017

 

7. When you let Mr Sehgal be a flight attendant.

bechara gadha khayae dhobi ki lathi, crew members of this flight speak english hindi & marathi..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 8, 2017

 

8. Yeh tweet kaali raat ban gayi ! 🙁

tum aaye zindagi mein, baat ban gayi, samosa mein chutney daali, chaat ban gayi..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 6, 2017

 

9. Some surya namaskar, huh!?

watch pehno diesel ya titan, subah ka sun dekho aur ho jao enlighten..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 5, 2017

 

10. Wait, what, why?

matter hai niji, mobile mein 3G, weight 90 kg m going crajy, mood banana padta hai gym jaane ke liye, bahot saara jee liya hun khane ke liye

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 4, 2017

 

11. Who knew shaking booty was that helpful?

yeh life kabhi wet kabhi dry, kabhi laugh kabhi cry, hilatey raho butt, karte raho try..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 3, 2017

 

12. Feeling bad for all the Mrs Reddys.

kudi READY ho gayi college ke baad,
kudi REDDY ho gayi marriage ke baad..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 3, 2017

 

13. *Mind-fucked*

tere dil ki youtube channel ka main bhi hun subscriber,
baby acchi health ke liye roz khaya kar fibre😜

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 2, 2017

 

14. *Cries*

sab ka apna apna hota hai opinion but sometimes an opinion stinks more than an onion 😝

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 2, 2017

 

15. Rhyming level – unfuckingbelievable!

nose toh sabhi DIG karte hain,
vote toh sabhi RIG karte hain,
joh dreams ko karte hain follow, vohi BIG karte hain..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) February 28, 2017

 

16. Ok! I officially give up!

yesterday u called her sexy & hottie, today u r behaving different just bcoz she's doing potty..

— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) February 24, 2017

I am, can’t, make sense. Arrghhh!

So, wasn’t it effing awesome? I am signing off before I am showered with decorated language. #KThanxBye

P.S. Hope I don’t have to explain the sarcasm used aptly in places.

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