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Twinkle Khanna‘s smart, sassy-self comes out best when she drops a casual tweet that drips in sarcasm. And, you know what we love? The subtlety of the humour and the references.
Confused what we’re talking about? Here are 20 tweets by Mrs Funny Bones that are too funny for our bones.
1. She’s ironing a chaddi in that. A chaddi!
Every Indian woman's story; we ask for a cape and get handed an apron:) pic.twitter.com/6gDUc8khoa
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 17, 2015
2. Shraddha se bolo
'11 ganpatis to go to'I moan.
Mr K says'Don't complain,if you go then go with Shraddha!'So now asking @ShraddhaKapoor to come along as well— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) September 6, 2016
3. The Pothole Crater Theory by Mrs Funnybones
Navigating through a maze of craters on the lunar surface #SundaySojourns pic.twitter.com/HkdAbBq894
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) September 18, 2016
4. Test-tentacles the Turk way!
Turkish lady:No one safe 'cause Putin has his testicles all over Turkey Me:Err..You mean tentacles? She:Yes Yes!Testicle-Tentacle same thing
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 17, 2016
5. That fix we like, the pancakes bit.
Woke up,weighed myself,cursed Earth's ruthless gravitational force,contemplated living on the moon or going to the gym, ate pancakes instead
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 22, 2015
6. Radhe radhe!
Radhe Maa looking mighty relieved that the world is now distracted by Peter and the shenanigans in Bora Bora.. pic.twitter.com/vxAxtatvCP
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 31, 2015
7. Her take on the beef ban was totally on point.
Want to eat meat,go ahead&if someone has a beef with that then hold your ground-don't chicken out or there really will be egg on your face
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) September 10, 2015
8. Her autocorrect woes are funny, too.
Why does this happen only to me ? Autocorrect I hate you! pic.twitter.com/tJ1U74njgU
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) November 21, 2016
9. We’desi’ funda!
Lemonade? When life gives us lemons,we make them into talismans threaded with chillies and hanging on our rear-view mirrors #TheIndianWay
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) September 28, 2015
10. Twikky Khanna, the name sure has a ring to it.
If Twinkle wasn't bad enough now there is a possibility of getting called Twikky – God help me ! Hahhaha pic.twitter.com/y3u6B3Zrau
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) November 30, 2015
11. The limping Jedi!
Must avoid putting my foot in my mouth this week unless I want to snack on bandages& iodex:) #ReturnOfTheLimpingJedi pic.twitter.com/mszL4KVzIj
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) November 26, 2015
12. Her reply to her hubby’s rock and roll pic
When we both have a really bad hair day:) #bestfriends #aboutlastnight https://t.co/JH5qde1bJg
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 7, 2016
13. She got trolled by a baby. A BABY!
Getting trolled by the baby about my name-'Twinkle Twinkle If you are a little star why don't you live in the sky' Good grief !
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 2, 2016
14. The Christmas wish we want to steal
All set for Christmas and Santa forget about presents, this year I would just like some cash please #MerryDemonetization #hohoho pic.twitter.com/DVsv8kVkVh
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 18, 2016
15. Her response upon seeing the pirated copies of her own books
The silver lining to this inky cloud-pirated or otherwise, clearly I am still not past my sell-by date 🙂 #TheLegendOfLakshmiPrasad pic.twitter.com/y9P8T66BvP
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 21, 2016
16. Baba Twink Dev-ism you can’t afford to miss
Fit in-into a dress,a group,all the way to some version of a snug casket-How about trying to carve out a larger space instead? #BabaTwinkdev
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 18, 2016
17. Times are a changin’
Someone tells me-2018 this will be the Rs500 note and Rs2 coin-Under given circumstances-probable or they just taking the Mickey out of me! pic.twitter.com/tA4kVb6Y95
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 4, 2016
18. Her ‘Trump’ tweet!
Donald Duck waddling to the White House doesn't seem to be just a surreal nightmare. Misogyny plays its trump card and wins..
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) November 9, 2016
19. The middle age crisis she described aptly
Middle age: Where you have given up worrying about love, are yet to worry about health and it is only work that gives you sleepless nights.
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) October 21, 2016
20. And, when she was done with Mumbai monsoons
Getting the 2 frogs married in Assam to appease the rain gods seems to have worked wonders-can we now get them divorced so this rain stops?
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) October 4, 2016
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