15 Things Every 20 Year Old Has Said Atleast Once In Their Lives

‘We should buy a bar’ – Barney. Well that’s not something a 20 year old in India will say, because let’s face it, the chances of Police officers raiding your bar for no reason is a bigger possibility than profits. If we put together a book of crap every Indian 20 year old says at least once in their lives, the book would look like this,

1. *Killer hangover during family sunday* I’m never drinking daru again and especially not at a tharra bar.

 

2. *Every once a month*Let’s go to Goa!

 

3. *Sees engineering friend working for NGO* I’m going to do something for the society.

 

4. *Friend tells you about latest natural calamity, terrorist attack or arrest and you be swatting flies* I’m going to start reading the newspaper everyday, starting tomorrow.

 

5. *After watching hours of some reality show* I really need a job in life.

 

6. *Boyfriend 1* ‘I think we’ll get married’.

*Boyfriend 2* ‘I think we’ll date for a couple of years’

*Boyfriend 3*  ‘I hope he’s there for valentines day’.

 

7. *After 2 hours of waiting at 1% on torrent* Why is the wifi so slow

 

8. *Finds self very free during summer vacation* I should get a hobby.

9. * After fight with anyone at home* I need to move out and live life by my own rules.

 

10. * After you do move out and trip face first into a pile of dirty laundry* I should have listened to Mom.

 

11. *Looks through closet like a maniac* I don’t have enough clothes.

 

12. * Looks at blacklist* I’m going to sit for all my lectures today.

 

13. *Sees hot actor’s body on screen* I’m going to go to the gym everyday, from tomorrow.

 

14. *Sees friend eating salad* I’m going to go on a diet!

 

15. *When you don’t do any of the above stuff that you intend to do and sit around like a stun gunned monkey* I’m bored.

If you’ve been there and done that, congratulations, you’ve passed the threshold into adulthood.

Which of these have you used?

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