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What is the first thought you get when you think about James Bond? Money, expensive cars, high-end weapons, women, more women, hot women, and of course 007. But what if James Bond had lived with Alok Nath and had a sankaari upbringing?
Twitterati had some pretty hilarious answers to this:
1.
#SanskariJamesBond will wear Dhoti and ‘Ram’ imprint shawl instead of Black suit.
— ThakurSaab. (@HathwalaThakur) November 18, 2015
2.
No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.
— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015
3.
#SanskariJamesBond Leaves for every mission after taking maa-bappu’s ashirwaad @HathwalaThakur
— sthakre (@shant_thakre) November 18, 2015
4.
#SanskariJamesBond will fail in every mission because he will check in on Facebook at every airport, hotel, beach…
— vadakkus (@vadakkus) November 18, 2015
5.
#SanskariJamesBond ‘s next assignment is to find the person who steals devotees chappals in day and Mandir’s ghant at night..
— Zoomie… (@zoomphatak) November 18, 2015
6.
#SanskariJamesBond never stays outside after 8 pm.
— Anuradha (@anuradha_kush) November 18, 2015
7.
#SanskariJamesBond Chikoo and milk. Shaken, not stirred.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 18, 2015
8.
Bye Rolls Royce! #SanskariJamesBond is on a rath yatra.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015
9.
In #SanskariJamesBond movies, Bond girls will have names like Pooja & Aarti. “What’s Bond doing?” “Pooja & Aarti” “Oh!”
— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015
10.
#sanskarijamesbond better use flowers next time to show kiss
— pro bak bak machine (@misfit_mee) November 18, 2015
11.
#SanskariJamesBond seduces women by lighting aggarbattis in his bedroom and then introduces them to his Mom.
— Ray Ban (@Purba_Ray) November 18, 2015
12.
#SanskariJamesBond will have Ganpati Aarti as background music.
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) November 18, 2015
13.
#SanskariJamesBond having Gau-Mutra! pic.twitter.com/dvo7dZPkbY
— Mahir Bhatt (@Mahir_Bhatt) November 18, 2015
14.
#SanskariJamesBond 's new car. pic.twitter.com/Z2FSvFh0BQ
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015
15.
Alka Yagnik to play bond girl and will be seen exposing lot of sad songs. #SanskariJamesBond
— Singha (@heisenjit) November 18, 2015
16.
Bae: No one’s home * #SanskariJamesBond sends security guards to protect her*
— Khayali Pulav (@dekhbhaidek) November 18, 2015
17.
James Bond movies will have heroines name as “Aarti”, “Pooja”, “Archana”, “Sanskriti”, etc. @doctoratlarge #SanskariJamesBond
— Anand Varma (@Indianguts) November 18, 2015
18.
#SanskariJamesBond would kill adversaries with kapalbhati
— Sanjay Arora (@chiefsanjay) November 18, 2015
19.
The name’s Bond, James Sitaram Krishnakumar Bond #SanskariJamesBond
— Champ McLovin (@BolshoyBooze) November 18, 2015
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#SanskariJamesBond Dies Another Day and gets reincarnated the next day.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 18, 2015
21.
Weapon of #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/xzNzdJkimv
— RTist Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 18, 2015
22.
Exclusive picture of #SanskariJamesBond inspecting a Woman with Stomachache. pic.twitter.com/VnALGmXSHZ
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) November 18, 2015
23.
Kissing scenes in James Bond movies.
#SanskariJamesBond @doctoratlarge pic.twitter.com/dUbRymBZ4j
— Anand Varma (@Indianguts) November 18, 2015
24.
Pic 1: James Bond
Pic 2: #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/IpJes1IGGY
— Aw Man (@Fabled_Me) November 18, 2015
Alok Nath would be so so proud.
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