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Kamaal R Khan struck again, and this time like a venomous snake at Anurag Kashyap and Karan Johar. I mean did he even realize what he was talking about half of the time? I didn’t. If you did, then please contact me at… never mind.
This time the (in)famous KRK, has managed to piss off Anurag Kashyap, with some of his tweets that go this way:
First, we thought it was over and heaved a sigh of relief:
Friends It’s over. I am not going to review any film anymore. So my last review is of #MrX only. Hope Bollywood people will be happy now.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 22, 2015
And made us really, really happy with this one:
Someone told me tat Karan Johar n Anurag r requesting to Bollywood to put ban on me so I said-I will quit myself. They don’t need to do tat.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 22, 2015
It almost sounded fishy, when he said that he wanted “all to be happy”:
No it’s not matter of getting scared of Karan Johar n Anurag Kashyap. Matter is that I am not here to make enemies only. All shud be happy.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 22, 2015
And that’s when he confessed, that he was actually scared of KJo and Anurag Kashyap:
Dear people I know that you all want honest reviews of films but I am really scared of Karan Johar n Kashyap so can’t review at any cost.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 24, 2015
And went on to say this, which obviously made people curious:
If you are threatening me n asking me to not review your film means your film is totally crap n you know that you can’t buy me 4fake review.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 23, 2015
Because allegedly, Karan Johar had the free time, patience and energy to threaten him:
People just see here! Just now Karan Johar did send me this SMS to threaten me. pic.twitter.com/OCAtzvRNbP
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 25, 2015
It’s funny, how Karan Johar, a well educated man, is so crappy with his grammar when it comes to texting.
And, if that wasn’t enough, he offers to pay up KRK to keep his mouth shut:
Oh! So now Karan Johar sir is offering me 25lakh Rs for good review of #BombayVelvet pic.twitter.com/aZgImC6Pq5
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 25, 2015
Wait, was he talking about Salman Khan here when he said Bhai?
Karan Ji i know U r a big producr/director in Bollywod but it’s not mean tat U r a Bhai n u Will start threatening honest reviewers like me.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 25, 2015
Anyway, KRK DECLINED the money:
Sir @karanjohar U know very well tat M honest n no.1 critic so M sorry 2say tat I can’t accept ur offer 2give good review of #BombayVelvet
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 25, 2015
Dammit KRK, now Karan Johar will have to come up with a better way to waste his money.
Anurag Kashyap replied to him saying this:
For the record I have nothing to do with Mr KRK stopping to review films, I think he is shit scared that he will have to eat his words …1
— Anurag Kashyap (@anuragkashyap72) April 25, 2015
This:
So he blames it on me, because it’s also easy to believe that I must have done it. There are genuine reviewer who give bad reviews ..2
— Anurag Kashyap (@anuragkashyap72) April 25, 2015
And this:
To a lot of my work and I respect that.You are just insignificant Mr KRK.Maybe you have lost u’r mojo&they don’t enjoy laughing at u anymore
— Anurag Kashyap (@anuragkashyap72) April 25, 2015
KRK, had to be KRK and had to reply. And he did, saying this:
It’s my challenge to Anurag Kashyap If #BombayVelvet will not be biggest flop of Bollywood’s history then I will not review any film anymore
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 27, 2015
And then went on:
I am sorry to say that my review of #BombayVelvet will be 20minutes long coz I can’t review such a great chutiyapa in less time.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 27, 2015
And still went on while nobody cared:
I guarantee 4biggest blockbuster n out of the box with a unique style review of #BombayVelvet Anurag will commit suicide after watching it.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 27, 2015
I almost cried tears of joy and swore to watch every Anurag Kashyap and Karan Johar movie to express my gratitude.
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