Katrina Will Speak At Oxford Soon. Here Are 11 Dialogues She Should Slip In Her Speech!

Katrina Kaif Is Oxford-bound, people. She is invited to be a speaker at the event hosted by Oxford University’s debating society – The Oxford Union. The term card was posted on their website and has a list of key speakers from the fields of Sports, Music, Media and Stage & Screen.

Under the Stage & Screen category, we have our very own Katrina’s name along with biggies like Jeremy Irons, Robin Wright, Mark Gatiss, Sean Bean, AnnaLynne McCord and Armando Iannucci.

The event will take place somewhere around February and the dates haven’t been announced, yet.

Excited much? So are we. We are pretty sure that Kat has put her team to work for getting an epic speech ready for the occasion. But, we couldn’t help but come up with some suggestions of our own. Since she’s representing Bollywood, we thought it would be best if she used some of her on-screen dialogues in her off-screen speech. Here, they are.

Now, a good speech has to have all the talking points relevant, so she should begin it with some motivational ones.

1. Like with this one from ‘Bombay Talkies’,

 

2. Which can be followed by this one from ‘Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara’ while she cites her Bollywood-debut anecdote.

“Kabhi pay check milte waqt … tumhare aankhon mein aasun aye hai?”

 

3. Then spice it up with another ‘Bombay Talkies’ dialogue. This comes pretty handy while she talks about her struggle in tinselville.

“Agar tum mein will hai … toh tum wahi karoge joh tumhara dil chahta hai.”

 

4. ‘ZNMD’ line could be her take on living life, king size.

 

After the motivational bit, she should lighten the mood up.

 

5. She could use the dialogue from her last Bollywood outing – ‘Baar Baar Dekho’.

“Kabhi kabhi jab logon ko kuch samajh na aaye … toh usse modern art keh dete hai.”

 

And, then she should talk about relationships.

 

6. This apt one from ‘Mere Brother Ki Dulhan’ could be slipped in somewhere.

“Ladke pappu hote hai … pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega.”

 

7. But in all seriousness doling out the ultimate line from ‘Rajneeti’.

“Joh humse pyar karte hai … unka istamaal nahi kiya karte.”

 

8. And, bringing forth her hopeful romantic side, Kat could top it up with this epic dialogue from ‘Namastey London’.

 

Toward the end, she could add,

9. From ‘ZNMD’, this impactful line.

“Insaan ko dibbe mein sirf tab hona chahiye … jab woh mar chuka ho.”

 

10. And, sign off saying this from ‘Mere Brother Ki Dulhan’.

“I will miss you … a lot se bhi zyada.”

 

But, we would really, really love it if during her speech or maybe even randomly, she could use from ‘Mere Brother Ki Dulhan’,

 

What say, Katrina? Will you consider using these?