Couples once they are together behave like conjoined twins are harrass their single friends by trying to hook them up with anything that moves and displaying their love for each other every cjhance they get. But the truth is, they are jealous of you. They are super worked up about the privileges that come with singlehood that they forfeited for the chains of a relationship. 😛
Are you a single person with annoying couple friends and feel there’s something wrong with the way they behave? These are probably the things they are jealous of which you can enjoy at your expense. 😉
1. Not having to tag people along if you want to go somewhere.
2. Not having to tell anyone where they are going or when they’ll be coming back.
3. An epic dating life, or maybe the lack, thereof.
4. The liberty of getting drunk with friends without keeping in mind someone else’s feelings about it.
5. The abundance of personal space.
6. Free pass at flirting with hot people whenever they want.
7. The complete possession of the remote control.
8. A night (or most of them) of a sound sleep. *sarcasm*
9. Dancing to all the Single Ladies, which is almost an anthem for single peeps now.
10. Not caring what other person is thinking of them and wondering about it constantly.
11. Having the perfect bachelor pad.
12. The choice of leaving the bathroom door open.
13. Not having to remember any dates.
14. The same goes for buying presents for each and every one of them.
