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Have you had one of those days where you feel really dumb? Yeah, me too. I in fact, know of somebody who asked me how to spell QWERTY and someone who stopped eating mint because sperm count reduces, only thing, she is a girl.
Well, we compiled Jimmy Fallon’s #ImDumb tweets where other people have done some really dumb shit, just to make you feel better about your days…
1.
i painted the stairs leading to basement going down. i was trapped for three and a half hours. #imdumb
— eazy (@evan_aye) May 12, 2016
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@jimmyfallon #ImDumb I once waited in line at Macys behind a mannequin for 15minutes thinking it was a person.
— Yafet G (@yafet01) May 11, 2016
3.
High confession #1:
I was in the dark looking for my phone, while using my phone as a flashlight. #imdumb— YungMcgeeny (@Tyler_yin808) August 9, 2016
4.
Just spent 25mins throwin pebbles at window trying to get my girl’s attention after leavin w/o my keys not realizin we have a buzzer #ImDumb
— John Allan Zinno (@JABistro) August 19, 2016
5.
#ImDumb I thought mayo jars had to be opened before storing, ’cause label says “Refrigerate after opening” @jimmyfallon (too late I know)
— Elizabeth (@LaBabyBu) May 13, 2016
6.
Once spent 10 min lookin for my glasses, got pissed, had to piss, went in da bathroom, glanced in da mirror and saw I was wearin em #ImDumb
— Muthafucka Jones (@LLDeeJ) August 20, 2016
7.
When I was younger, I genuinely believed that a hundred years ago everything was actually black-and-white, like the movies. #ImDumb
— Victoria Phillips (@VictoriaGrace36) May 11, 2016
8.
I genuinely believed that if you kissed a frog it would turn into a prince so I ended in the hospital for kissing a venomous toad. #ImDumb
— ΞDGAR ANTHONY SOLIS™ (@edgatic) May 15, 2016
9.
At work I ran into a mannequin, apologized, then said ‘oh wait, I thought you were a person…Why am I still talking to you?’ #ImDumb
— Victoria (@yaoifangirl09) May 14, 2016
10.
when I was 12 I thought oral sex was talking about sex #ImDumb
— anna (@annamathewstuff) May 18, 2016
11.
I once asked a customer if she would like cream and sugar, with her water.. #ImDumb @jimmyfallon
— Bree (: (@briananewt) May 14, 2016
12.
I once started a line outside a restroom thinking there was someone inside. Five minutes later, I opened the door and it was empty. #ImDumb
— F r e d e r i c k ♊️ (@fgivory) May 13, 2016
13.
I emailed my landlord to ask her for her email. #imdumb
— chelsea baker (@chelseasamy) May 15, 2016
14.
I once walked into a Game Stop, saw a display for “free air guitars – take one”, didn’t see any, asked clerk if they had any more. #IMDUMB
— Deuce McCool (@DeuceMcCool) May 13, 2016
15.
Wish I would’ve known @jimmyfallon was doing #imdumb tonight. I watered wax plants for 3 years thinking they were real and I kept them alive
— Michelle (@tikishell) May 13, 2016
16.
@jimmyfallon went through the dunkin donuts drive thru and started talking to the garbage can instead of the speaker #imdumb
— Londyn Mitchell (@LondynMitchell) May 11, 2016
17.
Once I tried to use my fingers to zoom in on my school pictures. #Imdumb
— Zoë Blaire (@Blaire_47) May 12, 2016
18.
When I was a child in church I thought people said “hey man” instead of “amen” #ImDumb
— emochi (@emiameliee) May 12, 2016
19.
My husband left his phone & asked me to bring it to him. Driving there I realized I forgot it. So I tried to call & tell him. #ImDumb
— Jill West (@JillToday) May 26, 2016
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I once drove my car to work, paid for parking and then forgot and took the bus home. Thought my car was stolen when I got home #ImDumb
— Michelle Stewart (@Michelle282828) May 12, 2016
Never going to doubt my intellect ever again, I love the internet!
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