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Growing up.
There is no escaping it. But everyone grows up according to the place they were born and brought up in. Being desi, wherever you live, is one of them because we have absolute comedic gems for parents whose amusing antiques make the process of growing up anywhere on the face of earth absolutely phenomenal!
Here are a few tweets that’ll hit too close to heart if you are desi too.
1.
When the languages your mom knows are english, Urdu, Hindi, and guilt. #growingupdesi
— Mo Que (@rocketrocketeer) August 10, 2016
2.
Brown parents when they see you “relaxing” pic.twitter.com/eYWOTR10Oy
— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) August 2, 2016
3.
Realities of chatting on Kama…#growingupdesi pic.twitter.com/KrWeAsjLjn
— Kama (@KamaApp) August 4, 2016
4.
My heart says yes. Parents say no. #GrowingUpDesi #IndianParents #IndianProblems #No #Mummy
— Arushi Kapoor (@arushikap) August 3, 2016
5.
Don’t let your parents watch this movie #fml #growingupdesi #desiproblems pic.twitter.com/gY5C1cGXEQ
— GrowingUpDesi (@Growingupdesi_) July 28, 2016
6.
“Why can’t you be more like your cous-“#GrowingUpDesi pic.twitter.com/oDNgABXshw
— Harjan Padda (@A1SportsJunkie) July 28, 2016
7.
You should always expect a rishta as one of your birthday gifts because, parents.#GrowingUpDesi
— aiyshabbas (@abbas_aiysha) July 22, 2016
8.
#GrowingUpBrown KhamanDhoklaBob SquarePants #GrowingUpDesi@mylifeasadesi1@Indian_stats pic.twitter.com/1XRmVHPqWz
— ☉~e (@SunnyRav189) July 16, 2016
9.
The rhyming of everything
Khana shana
Tesco shesco
Hello shello
Gaane shaane— BeardedAkh (@Abduldoth) July 15, 2016
10.
When your career paths were doctor, accountant, engineer, or embarrassment #growingupdesi
— Mo Que (@rocketrocketeer) July 13, 2016
11.
#growingupdesi having every auntie ask if you know how to cook yet
— Roshni (@roshni260) July 7, 2016
12.
when you get Eidi but your desi parents decide to split it amongst themselves #GrowingUpDesi pic.twitter.com/cqZiJaGDCj
— Salman (@salmans97) July 5, 2016
13.
“She’s such a good daughter its almost like she’s a son” tf ?#growingupagirl #growingupdesi
— Anuja (@AnujaPai) July 4, 2016
14.
#GrowingUpDesi having to open your favourite mango juice and snacks that you wanted for yourself, for guests that come over ?
— fa. (@ZlAMSBEFOUR) July 3, 2016
15.
*breaks something*
White parents: Oh god Jimmy! You okay?
Desi parents: kutte ki bachi! sab kuch tor do ho!
????#GrowingUpDesi— Maha (@artisticszap) July 3, 2016
16.
you’re siblings always calling you as an “adopted child” during an intense fight #GrowingUpDesi
— raksh (@rakshftbands) July 3, 2016
17.
Most plans were rejected with the explanation “Abhi itnay baray nahi huay” #GrowingUpDesi
— Salman (@salmans97) July 2, 2016
18.
Me: *leaves plate in the sink*
Mum: when i die then u will realise.
Me: but mum..
Mum: no, i will die. #GrowingUpDesi— zaddy. (@syedazs) July 2, 2016
19.
#GrowingUpDesi Going to an event 2 hours late and being the first one there.
— zaddy. (@syedazs) July 2, 2016
20.
#GrowingUpDesi when your parents leave the lights on before going out so people think someones home
— تمنى (@tamana_bhatti) July 1, 2016
21.
When your curfew coincides with the time of the sunset #GrowingUpDesi
— NC (@noorainfch) June 13, 2016
22.
you have a headache? have a paracetamol
youre getting cramps? have a paracetamol
your broken leg hurts? have a paracetamol #GrowingUpDesi— rina // ia ; holiday (@halaldrake) June 3, 2016
23.
Some people will never understand the joy of being fed from your own mother’s hand #growingupdesi
— ThingsBrownPeopleDo (@BrownPeopleDo) April 21, 2016
24.
Brown parents don’t believe in grounding, they believe in belts, brooms & sandals #growingupdesi
— ThingsBrownPeopleDo (@BrownPeopleDo) March 31, 2016
25.
We all know the struggle… #growingupdesi pic.twitter.com/dFsOqVIQuc
— dotdesi (@dotdesi) March 26, 2016
26.
When your dad asks why your winged eyeliner is so heavy today but instead calls the winged part “kabootriaan…” #growingupdesi ?
— Neezy (@ravneeeeeeet) March 10, 2016
27.
#growingupdesi
Toss gaya bhaadme!! Bat meri hai toh pehle mein batting karunga!!!!
? ? ? ?— Abhijith Panicker (@ComicolaLive) February 4, 2016
28.
Price list: kids under six enter free
Mum: *looks at twelve year old child* if anyone asks…you are six years old! #growingupdesi— Donutjee (@Zark_ness101) January 25, 2016
29.
Shampoo bottle empty ?
Pour water in the bottle and use some more.#growingupdesi— Aymi (@Aymen_Zameer) November 21, 2015
30.
When you ask your mom where you should put this thing and she be like ‘Mere Sar Pay’ ?#GrowingUpDesi
— عبداللہ حصان (@Yahoodi_Saazesh) October 23, 2015
31.
#growingupdesi when a guy tried to come talk to you while you’re with your parents pic.twitter.com/qqYgvOWejR
— mamí™ (@nida_nope) October 20, 2015
32.
Dad : beta what’s your blood group ?
Beta : B+
Dad : When I was at your age my blood group was A+#GrowingUpDesi— Ali de behzad (@aliiovo) October 6, 2015
33.
I’m done! ? #bollywood #growingupguyanese #growingupdesi #growinguptrini #growingupwestindian #guyanese #trini ??? pic.twitter.com/hVhy4sKjVO
— Danny Bholaram (@DannyBholaram) September 3, 2015
34.
#GrowingUpDesi having your parents buy you clothes 8 sizes too big so they’ll fit for the next 11 years
— BeardedAkh (@Abduldoth) August 8, 2015
35.
#GrowingUpDesi My mum calls me from the other side of the house to ask for her glasses that are a metre away from her.
— sim (@SimranKhataw) August 6, 2015
36.
“what will uncle javed’s, mother’s son-in- law’s, daughter’s pet cat’s owner, rashida’s mother’s, grandfather’s dog think?” #GrowingUpDesi
— absolute cunt (@svbsx_) August 5, 2015
37.
#GrowingUpDesi when we’re not drinking chai, we’re making it.
— A (@_alinamufti) August 2, 2015
38.
#growingupdesi knowing who Shah Rukh Khan, Kajol, Rani are since the day you were born ???
— gihani (@GihaniLiyanage) July 27, 2015
39.
#growingupdesi getting yelled at not for things you did wrong but rather things you haven’t done right
— عمر (@OmaarSyed) July 26, 2015
40.
My iPhone doesn’t understand that I’m desi. I meant Salman not salmon #desiprobs #GrowingUpDesi
— Taha Ayub (@TahaAyub) July 25, 2015
41.
#GrowingUpDesi your phone is always on vibrate or silent
— Shaaz Peerani (@ShaazyP) July 24, 2015
42.
#growingupdesi when your relatives come over and they ask u if u remember them and your just like pic.twitter.com/1b7dAdXKcf
— mahek maknojia (@maknojia_mahek) July 21, 2015
43.
#GrowingUpDesi when your parents fit in 20 kids in one car
— Aniqa Siddiqi (@aniqas7) July 21, 2015
44.
#GrowingUpDesi I was told that this was a guaranteed way to get smart. pic.twitter.com/5vc11UUZ2E
— Desi Girl Problems (@My_DesiGirl) July 19, 2015
45.
Me: “Dad I got a 95!”
Dad: “Where’s the other 5 points?”#indianparents
— Indian Parents (@_indianparents) February 9, 2016
46.
#IndianParents pic.twitter.com/2jcYVsCuww
— Deborah (@abigailskyyy) February 6, 2016
47.
I could be in a different planet & they’d still find time to lecture me :p #IndianParents #IndianRelatives ??? pic.twitter.com/eL13Oj3049
— Sonia Raveena (@soniaraveeena) February 23, 2016
48.
I swear Indian parents over dramatize everything man
me: *breaks glass*
parents: you will never succeed in life, you’re such a failure— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) August 10, 2016
Born Desi. 😉
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