11 Tweets That Are Tailor-Made For People Who Really Don’t Care

You know when you have one of those days when you are just too frustrated or irritated to even care any more? Or maybe you are one of those people who hate people, and are pretty much -_- most of the time? Well, these tweets are pretty much written by your long-lost twin:

1. Crossed that bridge already.

calling me ugly isnt even an insult because i know already

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 13, 2015

 

2.  That’s very very suspicious.

Attractive guy: “Hey what’s up?!” Me: “Who paid you.” — Sarcasm (@ThatsSarcasm) May 14, 2015

 

3. Like, can you not.

When your ex texts you pic.twitter.com/KxDgiIUJn3

— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) May 14, 2015

 

4. Stupid happy, chirpy people.

Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck.

— FunnyOneLiners (@Funnyoneliners) May 7, 2015

 

5. People are hard to handle.

I told her to cheer up, I can’t understand why she isn’t happy yet.

— n2o (@1evilidiot) April 23, 2015

 

6. My relationship with most people.

my relationship with most people pic.twitter.com/97OpGzCazv

— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) May 13, 2015

 

7. You smell like you have never showered ever in your life. But I don’t say anything do I?

“you look tired, are you??” “no, im just ugly”

— can you not (@omgfunnyposts) May 4, 2014

 

8. Sleep is for the weak. No, sleep is for the week.

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

— Sarcasm (@ThatsSarcasm) May 14, 2015

 

9. Why are you still talking?

my reaction to everything at this point pic.twitter.com/ykPyycHnc5

— Sarcasm! (@FunnySayings) May 13, 2015

 

10. *Do not hit them* *Do not hit them*  *Do not hit them*

Accurate pic.twitter.com/M0yZyPhbYs

— Funny Tweets (@iQuoteComedy) May 15, 2015

 

11. The trick is to shut up.

if u listen closely u can hear no one giving a shit about u

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 8, 2015

I don’t like people. Why do they breathe so loudly? Deal with it bro.