We all ought to learn from our past mistakes so we can avoid making them in the future. That’s what history textbooks, drunken stories and feedback forms are for, right? To tell us what we’ve done wrong so that we may never repeat them again. And yet, when it comes to our relationships, we’re so cavalier about making the same ones again and again. We’re doomed. Or are we? At least one girl is doing something brilliant about it!
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you an exit survey that one smart, smart girl created and sent to all her ex boyfriends. Behold what true genius really looks like!
Twitter user @abbygov posted screenshots of a legit exit survey that one of her friends called Katie created and sent to all the guys she’d dated. Casual and serious both, BTW.
https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1046571087545462784
Right after the person states their name comes a curveball of a question: “What’s wrong with Katie?” followed by some self evaluation with “What’s wrong with you?”
Don’t you love how Katie is so open to taking constructive criticism here? A woman is asking a man to actually tell her what she could have done to make it better! Whoa!
A personal favourite has to be this one question where Katie is unabashed enough to ask to be recommended to any of her exes’ friends!
I mean, bold!
Now isn’t this just genius? Who would’ve thunk, right? Restaurants do surveys, and government agencies do surveys. Even book clubs do them! How have we never thought about doing one in our relationships like this?
This thing had the ability to blow up the internet. And by God, it did!
It’s the end credits scene to your relationship that you didn’t know you needed.
Administrative bureaucracy makes way into your love lives too!
This is a work of genius.
Finally dating has the structure and administrative bureaucracy it has always needed.
— The Slough of Despond (@Paharsons) October 1, 2018
It’s so much better when you can make decisions about the future that are backed up by some well-researched data!
Data driven decisions are v important
— Janesh Rahlan (@janeshrahlan) October 1, 2018
This is so brilliant. Next level data driven decision making. https://t.co/lRugkeTwIy
— Becki Wordsworth (@BeckiWordsworth) October 4, 2018
Everyone wanted to start doing this!
I have GOT to start doing this.
— Paula Suzanne (@thepaulasuzanne) October 1, 2018
WHY ARE WE NOT NORMALISING THIS?
Wow I'm impressed with the detail 👀 can we all normalize this ? https://t.co/k423g8nqhM
— Bi Baby (@Twiittt_) October 2, 2018
Why isn’t the OP (Original Poster) posting the responses to this survey? They’d be so effing RAD!
Oh man I'd love to see the responses
— Suzanne (@wyckhurst) October 1, 2018
KPIs suddenly became less boring because now we know what they truly stand for!
KPIs = Katie’s Performance Indicators
— Martin Burch (@seecmb) October 3, 2018
No, it’s not creepy. Just call it market research! That’s legit, right?
I’m finna start doing this..,. I need market research https://t.co/WL8hJVXpgv
— weenie mcgee (@ween1es) October 2, 2018
Okay, people, fair warning. This might happen if you try it with your exes!
https://twitter.com/emily_oneill1/status/1047328937712472065
Can we all just unanimously agree to christen the survey THIS? It’s PERFECT!
https://twitter.com/MWalcutt/status/1047263083524251648
Guess what? This could be applied to so many other situations!
I need this, but for people who unfollow me https://t.co/6ZUTB2GWFj
— Harshil Shah (@_HarshilShah) October 3, 2018
And here’s an expansion idea!
Are there periodic performance evaluations, too?
— Joe “Defund the Police“ Cooper (@swelljoe) October 3, 2018
Katie is living in the future.
She’s living in 3008, and we’re so 2000 and late. https://t.co/GingX6Q1lW
— 😷 Narcissa Stique 😷 (@JMarcusGuevarra) October 2, 2018
But not every guy is impressed!
Ask me to fill out a survey after we break up and I’m gon break up with you again https://t.co/Qaxepnc04G
— fresh (@Kendrvck) October 2, 2018
Thankfully, the ones that are impressed are totally keen on asking Katie what’s up!
Can someone refer me to Katie? She seems like my type. https://t.co/WahUEIE6nQ
— Dwarkanath Prabhu (@dk_prabhu) October 2, 2018
Oh well, we like a guy who’s a good sport!
Can we please PDF and print this and make this a legit thing? Genius or crazy, you pick!