When you wake up in the morning and see twitter hating on something, you are guaranteed an unstoppable wave of laughter. But you know when Indian twitter hates on you, shizz is about to get serious. Today they’ve been trolling on Desi rejection lines and you’re in for a treat!
1. Very Mistry-rious.
Im a mystery?
#DesiRejectionLines pic.twitter.com/ddfdG6kan5— Ankita Bhat (@ankuleo) February 29, 2016
2. Baba doesn’t think you’re the bae for me.
#DesiRejectionLines pic.twitter.com/h3y78iyaTf
— omkar banore (@30akshay) February 29, 2016
3. Your Scooty might not work.
I don’t want you to take me to the moon and beyond because I have to be home by 7. #DesiRejectionLines
— Rahul Subramanian (@RahulNotAGandhi) March 1, 2016
4. This sounds like Chetan Bhagat’s next book
He : I love you.
She : But you’re from JNU & I’m from IIT. #DesiRejectionLines.— Ravi (@TheRaviDarade) March 1, 2016
5. Tumhe Makaan, water supply aur fancy restaurant dates, sab milega, till you elect me as your boyfriend.
She : You promised a lot of things
He : Arey vo sab chunavi jumla tha#DesiRejectionLines— Lame Monk (@oldschoolmonk) March 1, 2016
6. True story bro.
You’re a manglik, our kundlis don’t match #DesiRejectionLines @amargadodia
— Husein Amreliwala (@husain_amreli) March 1, 2016
7. MBA karna hai, varna mummy shaadi nahi karne dengi.
I have to concentrate on my studies and upcoming entrance exams. If u can wait 5 years it’s ok ?? #DesiRejectionLines
— Yash Mehta (@yashm3hta) March 1, 2016
8. Can I be your butter chicken?
baby lets be together
she- but you aint the rajma chawal of my life #DesiRejectionLines— Shambhavi (@shambhavi_18) March 1, 2016
9. No problem, let me just dig up my khaandani jaydat.
My parents are expecting a guy with 15L salary #DesiRejectionLines
— Ashish Gupta (@ashishruling) February 29, 2016
10. *Heartbreak*
You’re too general. I’m reserved for OBC, SC/ST. #DesiRejectionLines
— Priya Sometimes (@PriyaSometimes) February 29, 2016
11. No if, no but and definitely no Jat.
She- Kahan se ho?
He- Harayana
* Blocked *#DesiRejectionLines— Hunटरर♂ (@nickhunterr) February 29, 2016
12. When two worlds collide.
I am a BJP supporter and you’re an AAPIYA 😀 hence no match. #DesiRejectionLines
— Mohit Khushlani (@being_Sarcast1c) February 29, 2016
13. Starts furiously chanting Gaytri mantra.
Shaadi se pehle paap hai Ye sab#DesiRejectionLines
— kanu (@BhardwajKanu) March 1, 2016
14. Chod do
Tumse na Ho payega #DesiRejectionLines
— Sota Chetan (@shvm_shvm) March 1, 2016
15. You’ve been… brozoned.
I Love You
As a brother *Ties Rakhi* ?? #DesiRejectionLines
— Empire Of One ☝ (@KRISH619) March 1, 2016
16. Is anyone?
You’re not as fast as the Airtel 4G girl #DesiRejectionLines
— Deepak Kaul (@DeepakKKaul) March 1, 2016
17. Conform or be single.
#DesiRejectionLines
1) I am Nair and we marry only in Nairs.
2) I am Brahmin and I will only Brahmin.
😛 🙂— Saurabh (@Himkunzum) March 1, 2016
18. No. Just No.
“Wil u do fraaandship wid me” #DesiRejectionLines
— RGV Love (@roligaurvashist) March 1, 2016
19. Life skills.
“She might be a CEO but can she make round Chapattis?” #DesiRejectionLines
— Pallavi (@That_Desi_Girl) March 1, 2016
Which one have you heard way too often?