This Dick Shaped Submarine Has Twitter Cracking All Sorts Of Protection Puns And It’s NSFW!

There are days that end when you hit the bed, intoxicated with the day’s drudgery, and then there are days that tell you, out of a blue, that condom ads–and not lifestyle choices–spoil kids. Worse, that they’re banned (yeah, I’m still talking about condom ads) but only selectively, within a stipulated time frame that starts at 6 am and ends with 10 pm!

Wondering main gade hue murdein kyun ukhad rahi hun? Well, the matter of the fact is more ironical than hilarious!

So, PM Narendra Modi recently commissioned the first Indian-made stealth submarine, the INS Kalvari submarine and it was a moment of great pride. 

Commissioning of INS Kalvari is an occasion of great pride. It illustrates the success of @makeinindia and adds strength to our defence capabilities. pic.twitter.com/oVg6wlSwJM

— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) December 14, 2017

Until one particular photo from the ceremony surfaced online and well…went viral for all the wrong reasons. If you’re up to wondering again, don’t, and just see for yourself. 

Yeah, that!

Needless to say, the Internet is cashing on the opportunity and you’ve got to see the condom jokes. It all began when a certain Tank (some jokes just write themselves) took to Twitter and…

I am patriotic and all but you've got to rethink the decoration. pic.twitter.com/52SZrxBtz7

— Parikshit Tank (@pariktank) December 14, 2017

But the thread that followed was/is priceless! 

Sample this:

I think it’s quite apt. Passes on 2 messages quite clearly 😊

— Vaibhav Kapadia (@vaibhav_kapadia) December 14, 2017

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Laga denge!

— Parikshit Tank (@pariktank) December 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/purnacool/status/941218006272577537

Nope, done yet.

1. The govt must take notice otherwise. Oh, wait…

Posted between 6am and 10 PM?

— 𝕽𝖆𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖍 𝕭𝖎𝖏𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 (@bijlanirajesh) December 14, 2017

2. Don’t miss the wordplay, yougaiz!

They're seamen after all

— Priloza👄 (@prilozatweets) December 14, 2017

4. Am I allowed to go ‘Ooohhh’?

When nationalist asks for nudes

— Aftab 🇮🇳 (@AFTAB__ANSARI) December 14, 2017

5. Smart, if I may!

It's decorated so, to prevent premature launching

— ♔K° (@Kaushal_75) December 14, 2017

6. Oii. This is smarter!

Why?? I dont find anything wrong with this dickoration.

— Big Maroon (@vivaj31run) December 14, 2017

7. You never know!

https://twitter.com/desidoctor1986/status/941229723522183173

8. Well, we did. Didn’t we?

Pakistan should get the message loud and clear💐😄😂

— Bakul.Joshi (@BakulCJoshi) December 15, 2017

9. Literally!

When your flag is your protection (Not from 6 pm to 10 pm plz) https://t.co/oFpeyqoe57

— out of context aditi mittal (@awryaditi) December 14, 2017

10. Bwahahahahhahaha

https://twitter.com/Halamyass/status/941566765678567424

11. It’d be a shame then…

Just hope the decoration doesn't affect the potency of the weapon https://t.co/DHzdoySve0

— sushant sareen (@sushantsareen) December 14, 2017

12. I like the ring of it.

https://twitter.com/FamSheerin/status/941257283534802944

13. Now, who can argue that?

The government is ready to bone you. https://t.co/jX8sxedeA3

— Shanenanigans™ (@ShaneIyer1) December 14, 2017

14. 101/100

Severe case of 'you had one job'. https://t.co/MPzDHE9aoU

— Anand (@sliceme) December 14, 2017

15. Same @Anaastick. SAME!

https://twitter.com/Anaastick/status/941598801978015744

And there are more from where these came from. But just in case, spread the smile, will ya?