10 Things That Are Way Easier Than Clearing The CA Final Exam

The Institute of Chartered Accountant of India declared the results for Chartered Accountant (CA) final exams on Thursday. The total pass percentage for these exams was 8.26% this year. Which means among lakhs of students who appeared for the exams only a few thousands will be able to fulfil their dream of being a Chartered Accountant.

CA exams are one of the most difficult exams to clear in India as they lead to high paying jobs. If you get a job abroad then you are more eligible bachelor than Ranbir Kapoor and the Ambani kids in India. Hence, students preparing for the CA exams sacrifice the joy of college life and make coaching classes their place of worship. They know more about audits than Audis, have more practical experience of tax than sex, are more involved by law than love and their fun factor is derived more from Vijay Kumar than Akshay Kumar!

So as another set of CA rolls out from the CA factory, we couldn’t help but wonder about a few things that are easier than clearing the CA final exams:

 

1. Making the grumpy cat smile!

Yes, if you try hard enough (and play Dead Mau in the background), you will get a tiny smile out of it

 

2. With strong believe in your powers, you CAN get some sense out of Kamal R. Khan

It’s worst decision by #ShivSena 2ban #BinRoye in Maharashtra. Every Hindi film releases in Pak so now they will have rights 2ban our films.

— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) July 15, 2015

I haven’t been successful at it yet, but there is still hope

 

3. You can make Delhi a swear free place

BC try toh kar tu!

 

4. Coming out of the closet in India

So there will be name-calling, you will be suggested many treatments and your family might disown you, but, my dear friends, it IS possible.

 

5. Climbing Mt Everest while holding your breath

Maybe you can be the first one to do that! 😉

 

6. Being stuck in the traffic on your way home when you really have to pee

Holding it in can be really very difficult, but if you believe in your bladder, you can do it. (#TrueStory)

 

7. Getting Sheldon Cooper to give up his spot

If you can survive audits, you can survive Sheldon’s arguments.

 

8. Being a surviving & thriving character in Game of Thrones

It was so difficult to come up with an example, but I did it anyway, didn’t I?

 

9. Bungee jumping without a rope

I know, what you are thinking, but at least you will be sure of the result in this case. (And you won’t have to give another attempt of the exam)

 

10. Getting hit on the crotch

It is painful. Sure, but preparing for CA finals for the nth time?

 

11. Breathing with your tongue out

 

 

Okay, enough, put your tongue back in now.

See, my point is, passing the CA final exams is so difficult that even Rajnikanth hasn’t played the role of a CA in any movie. You must have seen him as a police officer, as a doctor, as an engineer or even an IAS officer. But have you ever seen Rajnikanth as a CA?

I thought so.

So all you people out there who cleared the CA final exams, BIG shout out to you guys. For the ones who haven’t, Brace yourself, winter (attempt) is coming!