OKAY! Enough has been written and spoken about the demonetisation debacle, however, going by the looks of it, ignorance, scratch that, confusion at its best, is looming large amongst masses who probably are having nightmares about RBI (I know I am).
However, if we may, let’s find some ‘tragedy main comedy’ and you don’t have to go far for it. Comedian, Vir Das took to Facebook and has shared all the steps to decode the steps involved in deciphering demonetisation (alliteration ke liye daad chahungi) and I bet you’ll commend the irony. Read the entire post here.
Guys. Pls share the New RBI rules. Don’t want people confused.
1. To deposit old notes you must be able to translate this word: dndhejenebeisgfituui. Into Sanskrit. Backwards. In 5 seconds
2. To deposit old notes you need new notes to first remix the old notes with younger stars and a more electronic baseline.
3. To deposit notes you must perform a hand-spring triple back-flip and be given 9/10 by 4 judges…while reciting Titli rani.
4. To deposit old notes you have to do discover a new planetary system using a plastic magnifying glass before Dec 30th.
However…
‪You can deposit unlimited old notes, without any consequences, between Dec 32nd and 35th in accordance with govt approved bend in space time continuum. ‬
*boom* MICDROP! Still ROFL’ing BTW!