If you ever felt major FOMO every time America gets to mock their POTUS’ nonsensical tweets, pay attention ’cause here’s your chance, courtesy Vice President of apna bhaarat, Shri M. Venkaiah Naidu!
So today, at 3.19 pm on the clock, Mr. Vice Prez Venkaiah Naidu tweeted something so cryptic that even Sherlock Holmes got his hat in a twist!
M? M means? Was he typing his name? ‘M’ Venkaiah Naidu? Was he commenting on the 2G scam verdict? Was he going to wish someone “Many many happy returns of the day?”
This Raaz-The mystery died with the tweet itself, which was deleted eventually, of course. But not before Twitter had had its fun with it!
Now, I’ll let you take a crack at it before I reveal some of Twitter’s best guesses!
Okay, done? Here we go!
Alright then! We had a teams of cryptic tweet decoding specialists working on demystifying this riddle. And the results may not have cracked Venkaiah Naidu’s code, but it sure will crack you up!
1. We called Britain’s MI6 for help. Couldn’t send Agent 007 but we still got this!
*Derek O Brien voice* "Which movie character has been portrayed by these four actors – Bernard Lee, Robert Brown, Judi Dench and Ralph Fiennes?" https://t.co/cu0uz11xA9
— Anaar Tree In The UK (@nah_im_abdulla) December 21, 2017
2. Can do better, no?
Letter of the day https://t.co/TsXo8Uf20z
— Dr. (@lucidillusions_) December 21, 2017
3. This is so possible, it is not funny!
https://twitter.com/followTheGupta/status/943794046069129216
4. Sorry, we don’t believe in award shows!
Best Acronym https://t.co/mPmTrkgUqJ
— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) December 21, 2017
5. Oh! I C what do did there!
C is encrypted https://t.co/mCVKXcQ6Su
— . (@NkBlr) December 21, 2017
6. Mary. Mumbai. Monkey. Mat. Yay, I win!
https://twitter.com/dhruvsuri/status/943794538195357697
7. Was this another “Enter Password” joke waiting to happen?
M0d1jI. Vice President Naidu's Minecraft password. https://t.co/mPBfrnYB6O
— Patanjali Pahwa (@Vegan_Shakes) December 21, 2017
8. I knew it! He was trying to Google Munnabhai MBBS title track!
bole toh
bole toh
bole toh https://t.co/bpByD4EYXL— dost of tsushima (@joogasama) December 21, 2017
9. Our very own Covfefe, you guys! It’s here!
https://twitter.com/jimishbathia/status/943792895877718017
10. M = Male! Oooooh SAVAGE!
https://twitter.com/Romaticize/status/943791291053330433
11. Was it a secret coded message for Taiwan to send those imported mushrooms? OMG!
https://twitter.com/_N33R4J_/status/943794684916146176
12. Simple tweet to masala maarna koi inse seekhe!
— Sancti मुनि (@KakBhusundi) December 21, 2017
13. Yeah, that sure makes sense.
ABBA DABBA JABBA https://t.co/BeDW9yWbQh
— कुशल मेहरा (@kushal_mehra) December 21, 2017
14. Hey, that’s reserved for Modiji, okay?
15. TwitterPalika ko bulaao!
Unfortunately, none of the above experts were able to decode the mystery. Plus, the tweet being deleted was no help at all either. But don’t you worry fam! We’ll get our best man and his team on it.
I’m pretty sure they’ll leave no darwaza unbroken in the search of what the gadbad is!