Desi Twitter’s Attempt At Cracking ‘Enter Password’ Jokes Will Surely Crack You Up! Hint: LOL

Twitter changes joke formats like a fashionista would change her clothes. But I’m not complaining, okay? TBH, they’re one legit source of humour. While not all of them catch on with the Tweeple, when one of them sticks, you can expect an avalanche of hilarity! That’s exactly what happened when I checked my Twitter this morning and found the ‘Enter Password’ jokes!

Okay, so what are these ‘Enter Password’ jokes on Twitter all about? Well, this isn’t exactly a new format; it has been used on Reddit and Tumblr way too often and eventually found its way to Twitter too, a while back.

Enter password:

"ScoobyDoo"

sorry password must contain a special character

ScoobydooFeaturingBatman

— RollmanInOz (@Rollmaninoz) May 9, 2015

So wait, why are we talking about it now, huh? Well, Indian Twitter seems to have recently taken to this joke again, with absolutely LOL-worthy results!

The bouquet of tweets that I bring you here span a wide range of topics, BTW! From movies to politics to sports, and even deep philosophies, Twitter’s got’em all covered!

Username: FilmyChakkar

1. Only someone sanskaari (read: Alok Nath) can unlock this!

“Enter password”

– Hum saath saath hain

“Sorry password has too many characters”

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 18, 2017

2. DC ka PC!

https://twitter.com/Robin_GoodX/status/942807154628501506

Username: Rajneeti, bruh!

1. Kadi Ninda or it didn’t happen!

enter password : ''Rajnath Singh'"

re-enter password : "ninda"

*password do not match*

enter password : "kadi ninda"
(once again)

*password matched*

— decibel (@decibel008) December 18, 2017

2. Achhe password aane wale hain?

Enter Password:
Kejriwal will win

Password too long

Re-Enter Password:
Kejri will win

Password too long

Re-Enter Password
AAP will win

Password too long

Re-Enter Password
Narendra Modi will win this and every election

Password Accepted

— Maj Gen (Dr) GD Bakshi, SM Retd (@gdbakshii) December 18, 2017

3. Will have to wait till the next Mann Ki Baat to try again!

*Enter Password* – Narendra Modi

*Re – Enter password* – Narendra Modi

*Sorry Your Password Is Out Of Station*

— Chinmay (@Atheist_Chinmay) December 18, 2017

Username: #JustMillennialThings

1. Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aaj kal?

Me @ age 65: Auntie, CA final de raha hoon bas!

Enter password*
CA

Re-enter password*
CA

Computer: Too many attempts, Please Try again.

— Dhanesh🇮🇳 (@CA_Dhanesh) December 18, 2017

2. Password hint: forever alone

Enter password:
“Meri girlfriend”

*Password doesn’t exist*

— Tweetera🐦 (@DoctorrSays) December 18, 2017

3. New Password: ForeverAlone_LyfIsASux

*Enter Password*
Crush
.
*Re-Enter Password*
Crush
.
*Already taken by someone else*

— MOHIT🖖 (@normie_engineer) December 18, 2017

4. Sahi pakde hain!

PC – Enter password

me : *enters ex's name*

PC – used invalid character!

me : exactly.

— Rahul (@imRahulDasGupta) December 18, 2017

Username: Phamous peoples

1. Please stop or she’ll make a song about this too!

Enter Password:
* Dhinchak Pooja *

Re – Enter Password:
* 🙉🙉😭😭🏃😭😭🙉 *

Password Matched 👍😉

— Super💫Cute (@Superr_S_Ooper) December 18, 2017

2. Did you see it? Did you?

Enter your new password:
"John Cena"

Re-enter your password:
" "

*Password matched*

— Silly Point (@FarziCricketer) December 18, 2017

Username: S**

1. Ouch!

https://twitter.com/PrernaXoxo/status/942800901667823617

2. Use combination of numbers, special characters and condoms!

https://twitter.com/itslilmeme/status/939554314116313088

Username: FoodIsLyf

1. Security question: Sutta‘s better half?

Enter password

*Chai is overrated*

Password is incorrect plz try again

*Chai is life*

*Logged in successfully*

— Mad king (@GJhamtani) December 18, 2017

2. Non-vegetarians trying to hack a vegetarian’s computer…

Enter password:

“Pulao”

Re-enter password:

“Veg Biryani”

Passwords matched.

— Aditya Tare (@adityaatare) December 18, 2017

3. Yeh toh tatti hai!

Enter password:
“Tinde ki sabji”

*Incorrect password*

Re-enter password:
“Tatti”

*Password is true af*

— Harsh Chordia👾 (@BrokenComet) December 18, 2017

Username: Kaafi_Deep_Thoughts

1. Click here to reset your intentions.

Enter password:
*Intention*

Re-enter password:
*Intention*

Password is not the same.

— Angoor Stark 🍇 🇮🇳 (@ladywithflaws) December 17, 2017

2. I pun-der what the password is?

Enter password
12

Re- enter password
12

Password Dozen match

— Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty) December 18, 2017

3. Password hint: Regressive customs

https://twitter.com/Yogeshsingh_69/status/942799894489710592

4. *mic drop*

Enter password:
“Humanity”

*Password doesn’t exist*

— Harsh Chordia👾 (@BrokenComet) December 18, 2017

So, mitroooon, did Twitter manage to crack the password of your laughter by cracking you up alright? If not, just hang in there, because…

Enter Pasword: New Joke Format

Re-enter Password: Twitter’s working on it

*Password accepted*

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