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Let me put it out there- life’s a bitch. And it’s better to hear and understand the God honest truth now rather than later. And for you get a bitter bite of reality, we have a special someone.
‘Truth potato’ is on a mission to throw life’s bitter honesty in our faces. And let’s hope you’re prepared for it because I know, this one’s going to hurt. Chalo..then, let’s start:
1. Uhh. *BRB goes to fight with boyfriend for giving that excuse*
2. Yep. Straight to it.
3. You mean it lasts those 20 seconds only?
4. Ouch. That hurt.
5. Aren’t we?
6. Learn to love the journey and the traveler too.
7. A selfish world with self-centered people.
8. The root cause of all problems.
9. There’s no one coming to save your sorry ass.
10. Throw them out like you did the morning trash.
11. It’ll be a cake walk.
12. Like the Ambanis. And Sharma ji ka beta.
13. It’s impossible not to.
14. Can’ be everywhere all the time.
15. Really aren’t. Sorry, kids.
16. The dead end is always near.
17. Turns out all those Instagram quotes you read were for nothing.
18. *straight face*
19. 101 harsh reality lesson.
20. Dear couples,
21. It’s true, I buy it every day.
22. No, we don’t.
23. Disappointing!
24. Don’t let ’em win!
25. An empty mind is a devil’s workshop.
26. Coldplay was clearly spreading rumours.
27. Nope, none at all.
28. Potatoes gonna potate!
29. So PM Modi lied to us?
30. So it’s okay if you don’t either.
Brutal and savage right? Sorry to pop your pretty, little bubble of denial and as Monica puts it, “Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You’re going to love it.”
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