We girls love carrying our entire worlds with us in our handbags, and then some. Which is why I would always feel pity for the men folk having to fit so many things in just one wallet. Like, how do you do this, man? RESPECT. I’d always have my guy friends insist on shelling out coin change because their wallets got lighter. It would hurt their ass less when they were sitting down!
Safe to say, the guys have it tough with their ‘thic AF’ wallets!
And nothing described this pain better than a meme shared by Twitter user @kamonjomaina! It is kinda of a statutory warning for all men with wallets in their back pockets!
Basically, if your wallet be thicc, your spine be sick!
Men,
When you sit on your wallet..Regards. pic.twitter.com/FCsxcuZzoW
— k@monjo maina (@kamonjomaina) April 16, 2018
Okay ouch!
Did you know this is quite legit? Piriformis syndrome, also known as “wallet sciatica” or “fat wallet syndrome,” is a condition caused or aggravated by sitting with a large wallet in the rear pocket. It can cause pain and numbness in the butt, back and the leg.
Thanks to all the men folk relating to it, the tweet went quite viral! The insane amount of hilarious reactions the meme has garnered, men with bent spines might break a few ribs too from laughing!
As for the ladies, there are a couple of great ideas to help the men in your life, and in turn help yourselves too, in here!
1. SPINE = BLOWN!
Me while sitting on my wallet pic.twitter.com/tjKVbOZg97
— Craig! (@PlvXid) April 18, 2018
2. Now what do I do with this?
— Jack 😷 (@iamjackthomas) April 18, 2018
3. Yeh kya haal bana rakha hai? Kuch dete kyun nahi?
Me: So what happend to you
A Guy: oh ya know, my wallet was too full ..
Me: Mhmmmm pic.twitter.com/zdFZAMBU1O— Tee_✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 (@Tcharismatic_) April 19, 2018
4. Scarier than horror movies!
Damn my back all fucked up pic.twitter.com/LXBQUc11dl
— Quarantine CJ (@CyberJ92) April 19, 2018
5. Scoliosis!
My pockets on scoliosis 😤💯💯 https://t.co/PH2w1mPgg2
— ^_^ (@BBWslayer666) April 18, 2018
6. #JustRichPeopleIllness
wallet so ᵗʰᶦᶜᶜ it gave me ˢᶜᵒᶫᶦᵒˢᶦˢ https://t.co/Lo7SdstSsx
— josie exotic (@momijuana) April 18, 2018
7. CC: All men still using back pockets for their wallets
do people still put their wallets in their back pockets
it made sense like 30 years ago when front pockets were small, but now I regularly keep entire christmas dinners in my jean pockets with room to spare https://t.co/02Xj31xF7z
— Mr. Feel, Soft Seinen Expert (@mrfeelswildride) April 18, 2018
8. Smart boy!
https://twitter.com/saucezillaaa/status/986379888880955392
9. Yes, how thick can you be?
https://twitter.com/kingsleyyy/status/986821417021747200
10. Aaaaaaand solution!
https://twitter.com/nfnity/status/986641824935792640
However, it was #BrokeTwitter that actually broke Twitter with their ‘kangaal AF’ jokes!
Kids, welcome to the class ‘How to see the silver lining in being broke 101’!
1. Genius!
Not when it’s empty pic.twitter.com/lDf3XYBSRU
— Durrell (@DGIBBS89) April 18, 2018
2. Never wanted a curved spine so bad!
When you know your spine straight, cause you’re broke 😢 pic.twitter.com/f4W9GgVc89
— Rev-rat (@rev_rat) April 18, 2018
3. Remember, health is the real wealth, okay?
https://twitter.com/Mani_guh/status/986356907035189248
4. Nigga be a smart mf!
Good thing a nigga broke https://t.co/YSvOW9JbbI
— gc. (@Knowgcmusic) April 18, 2018
5. Hahahahahaha popat!
https://twitter.com/dmveee/status/986351949288263680
6. God helps those who helps themselves (by spending all their money)!
https://twitter.com/brianhpark/status/986428405112549376
7. Confused now if should say ‘Amen’ to that or not?
One day my wallet will be thick enough to cause back problems. I'm claiming this in Jesus' name. https://t.co/ebG5awww52
— Dr. Keef (@wholesomedoc) April 18, 2018
Women just decided to make the best use of this revelation!
Perfect chance to hadapofy your BF’s wallet!
1. “Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger! But she ain’t messing with no broke, nigga!”
https://twitter.com/alyak_alitna/status/986650112301531136
2. Ya ya, we’ll keep it super safe, promise! Or like, even solve your problems my thinning the bulk! *wink*
I suggest giving women your wallets to avoid spinal injury. https://t.co/T4HhZPyCy9
— “Careful sis!” -a conman (@TallGlassofStyL) April 18, 2018
Ha! Saw through that one!
— bios (@S3KONi) April 18, 2018
And finally, this guy called it!
I really be learning more on Twitter than I ever do in school https://t.co/ba5wCdZplq
— kevin 🇭🇳 (@_KevinSosa_) April 18, 2018
Oh Twitter, you beauty! You’re a comedy show, personal finance tip, and health care PSA all rolled into one!