Ramdev Baba Claims He Was Not Awarded The Nobel Prize Because He Is ‘Black’

Ramdev baba has done so much good for this country. He has contributed to the field of medicine with the variety of his medicines. He has a “cure” for every problem that plagues the humankind – from piles to low sex drive to pimples to dental cavities to even cancer. Ramdev baba has the cure for it all.

So obviously he should have been recognized for his contributions to the medical world. But the world ignored him. And so did the Nobel prize community.

Yes, you read that right. Ramdev Baba is sullen because he did not get a Nobel Prize.

And he alleges that he did not get it because he is BLACK.

First of all, the appropriate term is African-American, okay. Pls. So much pls.

And secondly, we want to console him –

Ramdev baba, you ain’t black at all. You are an Indian. You are at best dark brown. Also, it’s ok to be black.

Also, there is a slew of fairness creams you can use to get your complexion range from “black” to “white”.

MAYBE then people will recognize you and give you the Nobel prize once and for all, because you deserve it. Because you HAVE made so many contributions to the fields of science and humanities.

And thank you for letting everyone know, again, that, to get recognized and awarded all that matters is your color. I am sure the Nobel Prize committee will look into this case of blatant racism and consider you for an award soon.

Until then, we know that you deserve it. If you can, take pleasure in knowing that.

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