10 Things You Want To Do To People With Fake Accents

People with a fake accent can irritate the crap out of anyone. They are such turn offs that all you want to do is kill them on the spot. Worst are those who have never visited a foreign country and still have a stupid accent. Their accent is so bad that it’s actually good…nope. wait. It’s still terrible.

Here are the things people should (if they haven’t already) do to people with fake accent.

1. Strangle them so hard that their very soul feels it

eeerrrr….. stop speaking!

 

2. Speak in the same accent as them and when they make fun of you…

laugh sarcastically and say, “That’s what you sound like, bitch!”

 

3. Where were you born? Which country? Does that country exist on world map?

Why the accent?

 

4. Shove paper balls in their mouth every time they try to speak

Shut up will you?

 

5. Give them an intense death stare

 So much, so that their face melts and they never speak again.

 

6. Check if they are wearing braces

Error 404 braces not found, then why the bloody accent?!?!?!

 

7. Slap them

And slap them again.

 

8. Run away from them, far far away

Or make them run away!

 

9. Get them drunk just to see if they lose the stupid accent along with their inhibitions

The only thing you desperately want to get rid off is their accent.

 

10. Record their voice and make them listen to it

Torture them with their own voice.

People, please drop that accent. 🙁

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