There’s no denying the fact that toddlers are super-duper cute. A simple hug from them is enough to take away all the tiredness of the day. Their toothy smiles are the best pick-me-ups when we’re feeling low. And their adorable antics never cease to make us laugh. But sometimes, just sometimes, the things they do are confusing, hilarious and annoying – all at the same time.
When Twitter user @CoachPSays asked parents to share such moments where their kids did or said the most ‘roast-worthy’ things, they were more than happy to oblige.
Let’s slander toddlers for a bit. They’re hide & seek skills are trash. They hide in the most obvious places, with their big ass heads sticking out talmbout “you can’t find me”…
— Smoothie Bae (@CoachPSays) April 6, 2019
She started the ‘slandering’ by saying that toddlers have no hiding skills whatsoever. Many others joined in saying that their children have no language skills, are demanding AF and also are perpetually broke. With such a rib-tickling topic of discussion, the thread quickly went viral. It currently has over 6,500 re-tweets and almost 27,000 likes.
Here are 12 of the funniest ‘trolling’ moments on the thread. If you are a parent yourself, you would totally relate.
1.
They can’t go no where on they own, always need u to take them but never have gas or snack money! The nerve!!
— the pleasure principle… (@thiscantbmylife) April 6, 2019
2.
Here’s my genius son. Hiding. pic.twitter.com/yLiur9hgqR
— Kristy Sammis (@kristysf) April 6, 2019
3.
They have selective hearing. They cant hear you say Stop, but can't hear a snack open
— Quiver Seeker (@QuiverSeeker) April 6, 2019
4.
Everytime I tell my son no he uninvites me to his birthday party lol. I have to remind him that I am the bank AND the party.
— P. (@PaigeTheOG) April 6, 2019
5.
They like a broke best friend that never has money when they with you! Stay asking for things they can’t pay for 😂
— BadAsControversy (@FieldYaGirl) April 6, 2019
6.
They poop indiscriminately.
— MonieLuv (@Monie625) April 6, 2019
7.
I dont understand how you the smallest person in the house yet take up the most space in the bed
— Momma Sydney (@Syd_Townsel1495) April 7, 2019
8.
Every time you take them somewhere they want something. I want a car, I want a video game, I want french fries. & you ask them if they got some money and they look at you sideways or give you change. They never wanna eat real food. Won't go to bed on time. Fart every 10 seconds🙃
— Ashley D (@writeashwrite) April 6, 2019
9.
They can’t even speak properly. Wtf is “Skageti??”
— causesdiscomfort👩🏾⚕️🙅🏾♀️ (@surgerychick) April 7, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/_mirah_mirah/status/1114988499051188224
11.
why do they always want the toy thats at the bottom of the toy bin? gotta scatter every single toy to get to that ONE and then forget it all when they walk in the next room
— Southern Gothicc (stay at home) (@anomalyalice) April 6, 2019
12.
They always want YOU to carry THEM but can never provide the same in return. Selfishness is inherent i see…
— Peppa Pig Hate Account (@JRYussuf) April 7, 2019
Parenting is a tough nut to crack but when there’s humour involved, it doesn’t seem that hard. And what better way to enjoy the rollercoaster ride that is parenting than ‘roasting’ your own kids, don’t you agree?