At some point in this article, you might feel like I am just making things up but believe me, it is all true.
So, here’s what happened.
‘New York Post’, an eminent newspaper of USA, published the story of a man, Dan Rochkind who “spent the better part of his 30s going on up to three dates a week, courting 20-something blond models” but found them “flighty, selfish and vapid”.
So, here’s what Dan did, he “started dating a woman who isn’t a bikini model, Carly Spindel, in January 2015. The two are now happily engaged”.
Obviously, the story irked a few people and pretty soon, it was all over Twitter.
Average-looking area man announces he's done dating "hot women."
Also, I've announced I'm not going to date supermodels anymore. pic.twitter.com/vCbranlc8q
— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 13, 2017
And as is the tradition, Twitter started trolling Dan for his ‘sacrifice’. Here are the best ones.
1. Irony much?
Funny..I stopped dating guys who pose on bar stools declaring to the world they've stopped dating hot women. Cripes. #next
— Jen S (@jens2763) April 13, 2017
2. UNESCO has declared it the best article in the world
I can't get over this article. This has the best thing I've read all week. It just keeps going. pic.twitter.com/XK9cOknPne
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 13, 2017
3. She’d be so thrilled
I'm sure his next gf will appreciate knowing that he doesn't date hot women any longer.
— bex0760 🇵🇷 🏠 😷 (@bex0760) April 13, 2017
4. Too bad for Bradley Cooper
This is EXACTLY the same reason I decided to stop dating Bradley Cooper 🙄
— Tory Banknell (@ToryBanknell) April 13, 2017
5. Reality sucks!
OK, I announce with sadness that I won't date hot men anymore…because reality.
— Melissa MO (@Melissa101897) April 13, 2017
6. Probably right
Yeah, I think hot women were done dating him a long time ago. As in, never.
— ThunderBirdKY (@ThunderBirdKY) April 13, 2017
7. Gotta admit, you don’t get such a lucky chance every day
Hooray for all of us "average women". Our prince awaits.
— Melissa Williams (@Melissa89205588) April 13, 2017
8. Such sacrifice, much wow!
Oh no, it gets better. He's engaged to a "merely beautiful" woman & is relieved she's not a 10 🙄 Gotta pick up my eyeballs, they rolled away
— Tory Shaheen (@TorySnyc) April 13, 2017
9. No sir, I won’t have any Bentleys or Rolls Royces. #Nanoforlife
While we're at it, I'm *never* buying a luxury car. Totally boycotted those!
— Jayelle #IStandWithBubba 🇺🇸🏳️🌈💖💜💙 (@GreenEyedLilo) April 13, 2017
10. He probably does
https://twitter.com/OperationNation/status/852350099321610241
11. Seriously, how’re all the hot women gonna live now?
Ah those poor "hot women"! What on earth will they do without him??
— 🇺🇸Corvidaryum🇮🇪 (@corvidaryum) April 13, 2017
12. Meanwhile, this was hot women association’s response
— 🌸❄️𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒶𝟨𝟤❁𝟫𝟨❄️🌸 (@marla62096) April 13, 2017
13. Getting the game face on
So you're saying there's a chance… pic.twitter.com/NCHO3xzDPO
— Joann (@JLaGrits) April 13, 2017
14. Here’s a good enough reason
https://twitter.com/anna_moomaw/status/852498719790567425
15. And here’s another
?? Because they laugh at him??
— Babyfood Thief (@babyfoodthief) April 13, 2017
And this is what Dan’s ‘merely beautiful’ fiancé, Carly had to say.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzf5PlgHFv/
God bless the internet!
You can read the amazing article here.
H/T: Distractify