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Good friends have discussions with you about world issues, but best friends talk to you about poop. And that is how you know you’re going to be BFFs for life.
Even with people we consider close, we hesitate to talk about things that are really going on in our heads. With best friends, they know what’s up without us even having to say it. And that’s why we love them.
Here are the things only your best friends would know about you.
1. The list of crushes you have had since you can remember
And every single detail about them all.
2. How different you are at home, as compared to when you’re out
You might be prim and proper when you’re out, but only your best friend knows what you look like in your torn oversized t-shirt and sweatpants.
3. What you look like at your worst
Hair in disarray, oiled hair, and no make-up. They’ve seen it all.
4. What your actual opinions are on everything
And not the diplomatic bullshit you tell the others.
5. Just how much you hate certain people, and why
They know whose existence makes your blood boil.
6. The weirdest things about you, and what you do
Like how you always, always need one pillow on your right, one on your left, and two under your head, or else you won’t be able to sleep.
7. What you love to eat, and what you don’t
They know that your favourite combination of food is aaloo bhujiya mixed with rice. And that you absolutely detest matar.
8. When you’re faking being nice in front of someone you dislike
They even think you might do well in Bollywood with that kind of acting.
9. Questions that might make you sound really dumb in front of other people
Why are condoms flavoured? Does the vagina have taste buds?
10. Every silly little detail about your love life
They know your boyfriend better than you know them at this point. Explicit sexual details included.
11. Who you stalk on Facebook, and why
Well, because reasons.
12. Which person you’re secretly jealous of
Sigh.
13. What angers the hell out of you, and how to deal with it
Ice cream and a nice pillow to punch. Done.
14. Your deepest, darkest secrets
Weirdest fears and pet peeves included.
15. And your sexual fantasies-every single one of them
And they don’t judge you for it.
16. You openly discuss things about other people you find attractive
Even if you’re faithful boyfriend/girlfriend.
17. How you secretly like watching Big Boss, even though you don’t publicly admit it
More often than not, they’re with you while you indulge in your guilty pleasure.
18. That you secretly wouldn’t mind listening to one of Honey Singh’s songs, only because the beats are so catchy
Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
19. No matter what your CV or Facebook profile looks like, they know exactly where you are in your career, and your life
 20. And finally: You love them more than life itself, because you guys are practically family
This, everyone knows. 🙂
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