Men or women, both the kinds can unanimously agree that women are really difficult to live with. We have tantrums and mood swings faster than you can count. And we’re really unpredictable. I’m a woman, and I’ll still agree that living with us is not an easy task.
But then again, living without women is no fun either. And men will agree to this. We’re the daily dose of support, encouragement and love. Unless you get on the wrong side of us, you know? Then all hell breaks loose.
This man tried living with women for a week and narrated his experience on a Twitter thread. Love it or hate it, you will agree with the reality and truthfulness of the post.
A thread about what I learned whilst living with girls for one week is going live at 10pm
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
1. Happy high is a good place to be, okay?
1) When girls get in from a night out, literally anything is the funniest thing that has ever happened. “OMG HAHAHAAHAH I JUST ATE A CARROT”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
2. Sssshhh! I’m trying to think of what to say!
2) When girls are trying to be quiet they make most of their noise with the “SSSHHHHHHHHHHH”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
3. We all need someone, who is not our mother, to mother us.
3) There is one designated mum in every group. She takes everyones make up off, provides water and makes sure everyone is home.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
4. Well, at least it was organised, yeah?
4) I went for a shower and there was organized clumps of hair on the wall?????
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
5. You’ll thank us when we have what you need!
5) They bring a staggering amount of toiletries. I am speaking masses and masses. Shelves, bags and even the floor were littered with numerous bottles.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
6. We care about how they look more than you do.
6) So boys, I found out girls have actual tape that goes on their boobs when they wear a low cut top to make the shape of their boobs nice or something???? Like glorified duct tape
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
7. For days we want to go bra-less, but escape peek-a-boo.
7) Also, there were these weird flower shaped things on the table. Found out these things are actually stuck on girls nipples. Found these on the kitchen table.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
8. Yep, one of our many secrets to make the ‘girls’ look nice.
8) There are things called chicken fillets and they aren’t the ones you eat
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
9. You know you like it when we’re all dolled up!
9) From 5pm onwards I was refused entry to the toilet area as it was reserved until 11pm for showering and about 3 hours of make up. “no Robbie you can’t go for a shower we need the mirror!!!!!!”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
10. We’re a sisterhood. We share everything. Almost.
10) Girls all share clothes like one big free for all?? “you seen my nice black top?”
“oh yeh babe got it on atm”— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
11. To exchange notes and (over)analyse every detail.
11) The night out doesn’t end when they get in. oh no. Whilst I was trying to sleep at 5am there was an extended bathroom session about what happened with boys and how nice the burgers were.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
12. We need food while we discuss the events, right?
12) These girls just got so hungry when they came back it was mad. Mayo pasta? Yes please babe x
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
13. Are you trying to mansplain us?
13) Anything I said was automatically wrong because I had a penis so I just learned to accept my fate.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
14. Because we like being cozy.
14) Girls spoon each other. A lot.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
15. It’s never a personal chat from our end, it’s always a sorority talking to you.
15) Girls literally rip apart every text a guy sends them. If you are thinking you are a lad that this hasn’t happened to, your girl is probably laughing at your text right now.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
16. Men do this too.
16) Girls sniff their armpits to see if they smell. “nah not too bad”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
17. This is not always true, though. Sometimes we’re on time.
17) So every night these girls gave me a time we were all heading out. I worked out by the second day that if I added 2.5 hours on to this suggested time, I knew what time we would actually be going out.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
18. But they really are…
18) By the end of the week my deodorant was empty because “boys deodorant smells better”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
19. Getting a winged eyeliner right is an art not everyone is good at.
19) One girl in the group is usually the designated ‘winged eyeliner applicator’. The others seem useless.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
20. Well, that is (not)a compliment.
20) If you miss taking your pill two consecutive days in a row you have fucked up your cycle. I became the pill reminder.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
21. YAASSSS.
21) ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT PRIMER ON BEFORE YOU START YOUR MAKE UP.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
22. You’ll never understand the pain of bloating and not fitting into a body-con dress.
22) “omg im so bloated I can’t wear this” was a phrase heard hourly during the evening getting ready process.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
23. The outfit has to be ‘perfectly’ suited for the occasion.
23) Outfit changes will happen boys. Do yourself a favour and go to sleep. Think she is finally done because she is on her third outfit? Ha.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
24. We hate pants as much as you do.
24) “should I wear pants in this?”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
25. How do you expect us to get ready without things we need to get ready?
25) girls don’t pack until 30mins before they need to leave because they need half their suitcase every minute.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
26. WHAT IF we need it?
26) Girls have two make up bags. One bag with all the make up that they actually use, and one that has absolutely no use at which is full of makeup never touched but is always brought along
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
27. If you compliment us, we won’t believe you. If you don’t, you’re an ass.
27) I tried to give compliments but I was told to fuck off as apparently I was being sarcastic. “you look really nice in that” “ fuck off Robbie”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
28. No explanations, whatsoever.
28) Hairgrips everywhere you look. Floor? Hairgrips. Bed? Hairgrips? Shower? Hairgrips.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
29. Because…it’s hair, they fall.
29) There will be hair. Everywhere.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
30. If we wanted an alarm to wake us, we’d keep one, duh!
30) Wake girls up in the morning at your own peril. "Robbie turn your alarms off ffs"
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
31. Eww, no, that’s disgusting.
31) Right so these girls thought it was fuckin hilarious to get all the hair out of their hairbrush and put it on my head????? pic.twitter.com/k3ZehnWoTO
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
32. That’s what we were told too, the first time we got it done!
32) "robbie I promise this won't hurt" pic.twitter.com/wwixa4PBpo
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
There is no denying that dealing with a bunch of women is REALLY difficult. It’ll be more hormones than you can imagine, but it’ll also be more fun than you can imagine. It’s what they say, “Can’t live with them, can’t live without them!”
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