40 Ways To Troll Online Strangers Who Say “I Love You”

Do you get a lot of “Will you do friendship?”, “Hey beautiful”, “I really like your display picture” kinda creepy messages online? Do they often convey their ‘feelings’ to you too?

Worry no more coz here’s the salt, that can be rubbed on their wounds when they confess their ‘love’ to you.

1. I love you – Seen

2. I love you – Seen 3 hours ago

3. I love you – Trust me, I love you too, but. . .

4. I love you – Oh crap! (According to Chandler Bing)

5. I love you – Thanks

6. I love you – Aww, and I love spending time with you

7. I love you –  Call disconnected

8. I love you –  Huh?

9. I love you – Come again?

10. I love you – Hello? Hello? *beep*

11. I love you – You kidding, right?

12. I love you – Good for you.

13. I love you – k.

14. I love you – All Indians are my brothers and sister.

15. I love you – LOL.

16. I love you – typing……..

17. I love you – . . . . . .

18. I love you – hmmm

19. I love you – GTG. TTYL.

20. I love you – Services temporarily unavailable

21. I love you – But I’m married.

22. I love you – But I’m gay.

23. I love you – (y)

24. I love you – *blocked*

25. I love you – Can you do me a favor?

26. I love you – Tu toh bhai hai mera.

27. I love you – BRB

28. I love you – I love YouTube (say it very fast, it will sound like ‘I love you too’, but technically it isn’t)

29. I love you – Are you drunk?

30. I love you – Does this means we are a “THING” now?

31. I love you – Great! Can I borrow 40,000 Rupees?

32. I love you – If you love me, tell me your ATM PIN.

33. I love you – If you love me, tell me your netbanking password.

34. I love you – Ummm, I think I’ll leave.

35. I love you – Cool story, bro!

36. I love you – Okay then

37. I love you – Duly noted

38. I love you – Not today Satan. Not today.

39. I love you – Toh nachu?

40. Hi – But, I have a boyfriend

Well can’t say if we are eager to hear on this, but you can definitely share your side of painful story with us.