What makes us desi? Is it over-protective parents who don’t let us leave the house even when we’re 28 because ghar ka khana is life! Or is it our jugadu nature that makes us find a way through any situation. Personally I think there’s something in the rajma chawal and golgappa (panipuri for all you Mumbaikars) that gives us this super strength!
There’s one thing about Twitter- it sure is a funny place. And our desi users make it even funnier with their hilarious takes on daily life.
This is especially true when they start insanely hysterical trends like #IAmSoIndian. And let’s not lie to ourselves, we’re all guilty of doing these things. So let’s see just how desi you are!
1. Varnmala is pretty weak, I see.
#IAmSoIndian that I can't distinguish between ढ़, ड़
— a. (@theOtayfkhan) March 26, 2018
2. This is faith.
#IAmSoIndian that I blindly trust #BJPITCellPropaganda
— Prasenjit Das (@DrAERIOUS) March 26, 2018
3. ‘Yaar Goa chalte hai!’
#IamSoIndian that I cancel Goa plan every year
— Prasenjit Das (@DrAERIOUS) March 26, 2018
3. What’s the harm in trying?!
#IAmSoIndian that I try out (taste) atleast 4 different sweets/ mithias at the sweet shop before buying 250 gms of the one which I had gone to buy.
— devshashi (@devshashi9) March 26, 2018
4. That’s how you score the marks.
https://twitter.com/girlwideyebags/status/977882503506575361
5. It’s cheaper and it looks the same.
https://twitter.com/aalsi_insaan/status/977809682612891648
6. Cause it’s where the partay’s at!
https://twitter.com/idkhi_rakh_liya/status/977809547766259712
7. Yes, sure you did.
#IAmSoIndian that I watched Kamasutra: A tale of love to know more about our cultural heritage.
— Shaani Nani (@shaaninani) March 24, 2018
8. I’m too shy.
https://twitter.com/shailimore/status/977567047105134597
9. Because chai is bae.
Extremely fond of coffee.But my day begins with two cups of Doodh wali chai'!! #IAmSoIndian
— Apeksha (@akuleh31) March 24, 2018
10. He is. How can anyone think otherwise?
#IAmSoIndian that i think & it is a reality, Dr.MSG @Gurmeetramrahim Singh Ji Insan is a true savior of humanity. Salute
— Gurpanth Sandhu (@Gurpanthinsan) March 24, 2018
11. Engineers in the house, holaaa!!!
https://twitter.com/HumorGyan/status/977522642054983680
12. Wifi is slow bro.
#IAmSoIndian that I watch YouTube videos on 144p resolution.
— Krishna (@Atheist_Krishna) March 24, 2018
13. Please inbox me when you find it.
#IAmSoIndian that I look for bargain button while shopping online.
— Krishna (@Atheist_Krishna) March 24, 2018
14. Bhaiya train time par hai?
https://twitter.com/mediacrooks/status/977505535388872704
15. Show off is a must.
#IAmSoIndian that I never removed Airline-chit from my baggage after taking one and only flight of my life
— Sandesh Omar (@SandeshOmar) March 24, 2018
16. It is though, Whatsapp said so.
#IAmSoIndian that believe this pic taken by NASA is india on diwali night.😎😎 pic.twitter.com/kAf5PILeIY
— Sardar G سردار جی (@sarcasticsardar) March 24, 2018
17. Great logic.
https://twitter.com/Anmol_77/status/977493688501899271
18. Balance was low.
https://twitter.com/Dabangg_Ladki/status/977484262759809026
19. #Respect
#IAmSoIndian that i stand up for national anthem even if it’s played on TV
— Banker (@theFleetOfGod) March 24, 2018
20. Too much Indian.
#IAmSoIndian that I got trolled back home in Canada
~@JustinTrudeau 🙂 pic.twitter.com/h4PtHpwY05— Geetika Swami (@SwamiGeetika) March 24, 2018
21. This is a fact, UNESCO has declared it.
#IAmSoIndian that I think NaMo is the Best Prime Minister in whole world 🤣🤣🤣
— Parag Modi (@parag2611) March 24, 2018
22. Littering is cool.
#IAmSoIndian that I throw waste on roads instead of dustbin like I do in foreign countries.
— Chintan Shah (@chintan20) March 24, 2018
23. It does.
https://twitter.com/JagratiShukla29/status/977515394008100864
24. Sabki gayi ki sirf hamari?
#IAmSoIndian that when lights are out, i check my neighbour’s house first.
— AN (@misunderstoodaf) March 24, 2018
25. That’s how it works.
#IAmSoIndian that I want to change India but want to live in USA
— RamuKaka (@ramukakasays) March 24, 2018
26. Summer vacations.
#IAmSoIndian that Nani ka ghar is the ultimate vacation destination.
— Purva (@dreamyyinn) March 24, 2018
27. You must have got the job for sure.
#IAmSoIndian that once in my resume I mentioned corruption as my hobby.
— Alok Singhal (@aloksinghal4) March 24, 2018
28. You can’t waste.
#IAmSoIndian that I mix water in the last bit of shampoo/sauce etc in the bottle to make the most of it
— Kashish (@karmagal91) March 24, 2018
29. Twist. Lick. Dunk.
https://twitter.com/OneTipOneHand_/status/977480249658216448
30. And push people to do it.
https://twitter.com/hsverma/status/977491110888071168
31. You have to get your money’s worth.
#IAmSoIndian I buy 3 sizes big clothes for my children.. do-teen saal toh chalna chahiye.
— Hema J (@Hema_quotes) March 24, 2018
32. This is on point.
#IAmSoIndian that i almost cry if i don't get window seat in bus, Lower berth in Train.. and even if i get lower berth, almost everytime i have to lose it to very cunning aunties
— Apna Time AA Gaya (@IndiaNewsHints) March 24, 2018
33. That’s how we roll.
#IAmSoIndian that I make dank memes on God whole year and cry in front of God when it's exam to help me.
— Arora Sahab (@TweepNextDoor_) March 24, 2018
34. It’s blasphemy to leave without it.
#IAmSoIndian that I never leave a restaurant without taking some extra saaunf and tissues. 😹😹
— It is blank (@Majakia_Ladka) March 24, 2018
35. #GymFreak
#IAmSoIndian that I pick heavier weights whenever @BeingSalmanKhan bhai's songs play in the gym. #GymFreak #BhaiLove 😂😎
— Himansh Kohli (@himanshkohli) March 24, 2018
36. This current government did it.
#IAmSoIndian that I even blame my hair-loss on the government.
— राहुल सिंह (@RahulSingh_I) March 24, 2018
37. “Koi hamari dharti maa par nazar daale aur hum chup chap dekhte rahe.”
https://twitter.com/IKnow__thing/status/977473559701303296
38. Every time.
#IAmSoIndian that I unpack my gifts and save wrapping paper, ketchup sachets, tea bags and tooth picks.
— Alka*line (@alkagurha) March 24, 2018
39. Offence is my last name.
https://twitter.com/DanishSait/status/977547539716235264
40. God is looking okay.
#IAmSoIndian that when pen or anything related to my studies falls on the floor, i pick and touch it to my forehead first.
— RAGINI TYAGI (@tyagiragini121) March 24, 2018
Didn’t you get a full on desi brother vibe here? But you know what, phir bhi dil hai Hindustani!
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