You would think that so long into the relationship, you are living the epitome of a truthful relationship. But it is not so. There are always lies. But the following lies are not the malicious ones.
They are spoken to keep the peace in the relationship or to pacify the girl. Morality aside, they are very useful and are not harmful at all. And to be honest, there will come a phase in the relationship when even these lies will disappear, cause there will be no need because you know each other through and through.
If you stick around long enough, that is.
1. “I am so tired honey, I think I will just go to sleep”
*Proceeds to game/watch sports/surf the Internet for another hour.*
2. “Oh you look wonderful and perfect! This is literally the prettiest you have been!”
This is to get you girls to hurry up and not think if you might look better in the other dress you haven’t tried on yet.
3. “Aww, she sounds like a total bitch”
You hate that woman in your class or at work. We don’t care. Unless you are being affected directly, we don’t really care.
4. “No, you don’t look fat at all!”
You probably do, but we are so long into the relationship, I do not want to tick you off right now.
5. “I would love to come over and meet your parents over Diwali dinner!”
No. Your dad hates my guts and makes me feel weird, but it’s cool, I am used to them now. But no dinner with them, please.
6. “What do you mean?! My mom adores you!”
No, she doesn’t. She absolutely hates your guts.
7. “Ok fine! You are right, ok?”
You probably weren’t, but this is the only thing that pacifies you, so there you go.
8. “I love you more than cricket/football/video games/pizza!”
Uhhhh, it is debatable.
9. “Yeah those shoes look good on you!”
I have no idea what you are talking about here. How is this shoe different than that shoe over there. Everything looks the same!
10. “Uhm, yeah I think Nicki Minaj is OK.”
Are you fricking kidding me?! Anaconda was my backup porn video, but I cannot tell you that outright.
11. “Babe, from tomorrow I am going to start working out and get ripped!”
Nope.
12. “What do you mean I smell? I just took a shower 10 minutes ago!”
No, I didn’t. I changed my t-shirt and sprayed two cans of deodorant all over my body.
13. “THAT was NOT me!”
That fart was probably me, I am not sure, because I don’t keep a track of my farts, but it could have been.
14. “Naw, It’s OK, I am OK.”
I am probably not, and I DO need a shoulder to cry on. Will you hold me?
15. “Yeah, I like her. She is cool.”
I don’t really like your friend, but its ok, you like her, so I will endure. 😀
There you go, girls. Now you know.