So, a barrage of ‘girl math’ and ‘boy math’ posts have taken over social media which are relatable to the bone. However, as people who have grown up in an Indian household, we know that there are certain things that only brown people across the globe do that only make sense to us. Which is why, people online have taken the girl-math boy-math trend, tossed it aside, and introduced their own ‘brown math’ trend.
Here’s the thing, There are a lot of behavioral patterns that are typical brown-people characteristics. You’d be able to realize that and probably have a good laugh once you read the below brown math posts that scream ‘Indian’ and ‘middle class’. Have a look:
Brown parents math is if you have fun today you can't have fun tomorrow. No two consecutive fun days are allowed.
— Urwa (@Causeofurhighbp) October 5, 2023
Brown people math is inviting 500 unimportant people to their wedding just so they could all have a discourse about how the food tasted and forget about the whole ceremony in less than 2 hours
— 𝙂𝙪𝙧𝙪 𓅓 (@GuruSyre) September 29, 2023
brown math is telling your parents you like a certain fruit and they get 3 dozen of it the next day
— $umr!t (@thundrfrmjalndr) September 30, 2023
Brown people math is visiting someone in hospital with the whole family when only 2 visitors are allowed.
— centiMitha📏🧮 (@jasheel_mitha) September 30, 2023
Brown girl math is timing your hair oiling cycle with your most important events
— abcdgen (@abcdgen1) October 6, 2023
brown dad math is if your flight is at 6pm you must be at the airport checked in and waiting at your terminal at 6am
— tas (@tasmiyah___) October 5, 2023
brown kid math is waiting your entire life to get a drivers license and car and then being used as an unpaid driver and errand runner when you finally do 😔
— tas (@tasmiyah___) October 3, 2023
Brown dad math is going to the airport 6 hours before the flight and still panicking about nothing in particular 😍
— sojacat (@rantgodd) September 30, 2023
Brown family math is packing 200 bags for a 20 day trip 😍😍😍😍
— sojacat (@rantgodd) September 30, 2023
brown math is so called relatives who don’t give a fuck about you throughout the year but are the first ones to ask about your result at the end of academic year
— kendall roy apologist (@madhumiittaa) October 6, 2023
Brown people math is telling RM200 per month for health insurance is day light robbery but will invest their life savings in pyramid scheme and get scammed https://t.co/SY9laNysqW
— Pablo Grandeza 虎 (@Chancifer04) September 29, 2023
Brown girl math is having to wear gold cuz you’re allergic to fake jewelry 😮💨
— 💙 (@itzzherr1) October 1, 2023
brown ppl math is trying to figure out how much money you could’ve saved up if your parents let you take the money all the aunties and uncles gifted you as a kid
— sai (@Saisailu97) September 27, 2023
Brown people math is booking a 2 sleeper and making it a 6 sleeper
— Chris Tucker 🇵🇸 (@IsmailMateenah) September 27, 2023
brown math is rounding down the prices of things so your parents don’t trip https://t.co/l2xt6VgXHM
— parmesan 🫶🏼 (@pxrmxn) September 30, 2023
Honestly, the post about not being able to have fun two consecutive days in a row screamed out to me! 😛
Which one of these could you relate to the most? Share with us!