This Spoof Page Of Coldplay’s ‘India Tour’ Is Making More News Than The Band. LOL!

Coldplay.

That band which is a big tease when it comes to rumors of them performing in India every year only to disappoint us. They came here shot a video, jammed in Delhi last year for a bit and then went ahead leaving the rest of the country high and dry with the desire to hear them live.

Some of us, however, have started getting tired of waiting and decided to take the humor war to Facebook.

This spoof page, Official : Coldplay India Tour is making all of us use comedy to balm our seering hearts about the band performing in India.

This is what their description is.

It’s OFFICIAL! Coldplay’s manager has revealed that that the world famous British Antakshari Band is coming to India on November 19.
Are you ready? Tumhi Ready Aahaat? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Oh satarrararararar oh rararararararara

 

To add to this, this is the line-up they’ve come up with for the D-day.

So, in our understanding.

6:00 PM : Opening by people who vanished after we turned 13

6:30 PM : Standing on a Unchi building and turning off the lift so that no one can stop him from singing

7:00 PM : The actress who is best known to appear in their video

7:006 PM : Half an hour of “Tera, tera, tera, tera……Suroooooooooooooor!”

7:30 PM : Ghazals for real???

8:30 PM : Baithe baithe kya karein, karna hai kuch kaam!

9:00 PM : Bollywood toh banta hai boss!

9:30 PM : Closing by a hippy Chris Martin

 

They even offered to sell tickets, but in Mulund, Mumbai only. 😛

Now that is some new “cold” troll level! 😀

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