You cannot imagine the amount of bullshit we spew during our first dates with a person. Fast forward to one year into the relationship, and we start to tell them secrets that are very personal to us. No more bullshit. The real person comes out from the cocoon of political-correctness and inoffensive.
Now we cut our nails in full view, tell them we didn’t really shave down there before and don’t like it either.
Even when the walls of pretense fall one by one, very few open their self completely to the other person. That is not bothersome. What bothers most people is what is going inside their partners’ head.
How awesome would it have been if we could dive into that protected territory?
Until then interpreting the meaning of the classic dating questions like the ones below will do.
1. What do you think is the best quality in me, which attracts you?
What it really means: I want to hear good things about myself. Tell me good things about myself, please.
2. What is that one thing in me, which you would like to change if given a chance?
What it really means:Â Tell me what you hate about me! TELL ME!
3. If you ever got into a disagreement with anyone of my family members or best friends, how would you deal with it?
What it really means:Â My family and friends hate you. Deal with it.
4. Do you have any close female friends, other than me and any of your female family members?
What it really means:Â I am an insecure person for asking such a question.
5. Do you consider yourself a happy person?
What it really means:Â How much of a sad shit are you?
6. Who is your favorite celebrity?
What it really means:Â I love watching reality television! Do you?
7. What is your dream job?
What it really means:Â What is it you wanted to do in your life but failed miserably at it until now?
8. What has been your wildest fantasy?
What it really means:Â Tell me the kinky shit you want to do to me! For real.
9. Do you believe in the afterlife?
What it really means:Â Are you a religious nuthouse?
10. How special a memory is your first love to you?
What it really means:Â Did you get over him/her for good? Did you?
11. Do you believe in love at first sight?
What it really means:Â How deluded about love and life are you really?
12. How old were you when you started dating?
What it really means:Â When did you first hump a person?
13. What are the qualities you hate in me most?
What it really means:Â Tell me one thing you hate about me! I dare you! I double dare you!
14. What was your first date like? Where did you go?
What it really means:Â Was your first date better than this one? I hope not.
15. What do you think about a live-in relationship?
What it really means:Â How much of a commitment-phobe are you?
16. Where and how serious do you see the both of us as a couple in five years?
What it really means:Â Is this relationship even going anywhere?
17. How Do You Feel About Monogamy?
What it really means:Â Have you ever cheated on anyone before?
18. How do you feel about my family?
What it really means:Â Do you hate my mom and dad?
19. What’s a romantic date for you?
What it really means:Â This date is not romantic! Make it romantic!
20. What’s the best expression of affection for you?
What it really means:Â Do you like to cuddle?
21. What was your first kiss like?
What it really means:Â Do I kiss well?
22. What do you think of one-night stands?
What it really means:Â Have you had one night stands before?
23. What’s one question you would never answer?
What it really means:Â What’s the worst thing you have ever done?
24. Where do you see yourself in five/ten years?
What it really means:Â I want to see how ambitious you are.
25. If you one wish, what would you do with it?
What it really means:Â Am I that wish?
26. What do you think is the perfect age for marriage?
What it really means:Â When should I propose to you? Just tell me when. OK?
27. What habit would you like to break?
What it really means:Â You smoke/drink too much!
28. What do you think of abortion?
What it really means:Â What would you do if you accidentally knocked me up
29. If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be?
What it really means:Â What’s the most serious shit you have ever done?
30. How important is physical attractiveness in a relationship?
What it really means:Â Am I attractive? Am I hot? Am I? Am I? Hmm?
Now that you know what the questions mean, all the best with interpreting the answers!
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