Every friend group is incomplete without that one person who simply doesn’t get dirty jokes and slang. I mean, without them, who would the rest of us make fun of, right?
Following are the things you have to deal with when you have an innocent or ‘clean’ minded friend:
1. They never, ever get double meaning jokes
2. And the joke often loses its meaning because you have to sit and explain it to them
Forget it, the moment’s gone.
3. And when they finally get the joke, the disgusted look on their face is priceless
“EWWWWWWWWW.”
4. They’re often the ones who have a confused expression on their face when others are laughing
What? What was so funny?
5. They’re known as the ‘bachchas’ of the group
Rehn de yaar. Bachcha hai. Samajh nahi aayega isey.
6. And more often than not, you tell them that you’re going to end up ‘corrupting’ their mind
Yaar we’re really ruining your mind, aren’t we?
7. Because they’re used to being around all the double meaning jokes, they can slowly figure out where the double meaning lies
“Was that meant to sound like that on purpose?” YES. Always yes.
8. Slang words almost always go over their heads
Hain?
9. And on any rare occasion when they actually do abuse or use a slang word, your day is made
“Bachcha bada ho gaya.”
10. Despite being teased every single time, you kind of like how they can easily do without using slang and double meaning jokes
They seem mature. More than you, even.
11. You also like that they don’t accidentally use inappropriate words in inappropriate situations, which you often do
Aadat nahi hai na, isi liye.
12. And all in all, you’re in awe of their ‘shuddh vichaar’ because, well, you should always have someone like that around
So you can go on and make fun of them all over again. 😀