If there’s one thing in India that goes unchecked and despite several previous blatantly vulgar shows of it, hasn’t been banned it’s stupidity. Stupidity has no limits in India, but that’s a talk for later.
Right now, we have a more pressing matter at hand, and that is Swami Swaroopanand Saraswati’s recent, intelligent statement on how honeymoon goers were the cause of the flash floods in Kedarnath in 2013 that killed nearly 5000 piligrims.
Now that brings us to our next question: Who the fuck goes for a honeymoon to Kedarnath?
But that’s not all. Swami Swaroopanand Saraswati, who is the Shankaracharya of Dwaraka-Sharda Peeth has been famous for imparting knowledge previously as well, and recently too when he said women entering Shani Shignapur temple invite rape.
He also added, “People coming from different parts of the country to holy places of Devbhoomi (Uttarakhand) for enjoyment, picnic and honeymoon led to the Kedarnath disaster. Similar incidents could happen if unholy activities are not stopped.”
Now that Swamiji has made such a statement, we thought it would be helpful on our part to validate his point with a theory as to why this could be happening:
- So, honeymoon is obviously the euphemism for newly-wed couples having sex.
- Now sex could be unprotected or protected. If it’s unprotected then okay.
- If it’s unprotected then all the used condoms could be disposed off into the rivers, causing the water level to rise
- Which could cause a flood. Hence proved.
OR
- Increased sexual activity could lead to rise in temperatures
- Rise in temperature could lead to turning of moisture into water vapor
- Vapor particles rise up and since it gets colder, they turn to tiny water droplets
- The water droplets pour down as rain
- Rain causes floods. Hence proved.
Who says Swami Swaroopananda is the only one who can make stories up. 😉