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There are facts and then there are universal facts. My love for biryani is one of the latter. When I say ‘my’, I actually meant the unhinging, unadulterated and unconditional love of the entire human kind that brims at the sight of a biryani handi.
However, one can always find people who, if had their way, would love to disturb the balance of nature. For example, people who like cardamom (elaichi) in their biryani. While we thought it couldn’t get any worse, a tweeple and his biryani eating habits has us grieving!
Meet @TheSanPlanet, who likes to eat biryani with ketchup and mayonnaise. Yes, you heard that right.
Best way to eat biriyani is with ketchup and mayo 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/UtDPpA6mve
— Ali San 🪐 (@TheSanPlanet) May 11, 2017
Needless to say, the tweet has sent Twitterverse into a frenzy.
1.Yes, astaghfirullah!
— maryam (@_Mxryammm) May 11, 2017
I don’t know what that means, please don’t hit me.
2. One with a precious suggestion!
https://twitter.com/nadiaxja/status/862755694654750720
3. BLASPHEMY
Uploading and sharing of blasphemous content on internet is a punishable offence. pic.twitter.com/hD3yivvhzO
— Sheharyar Goraya (@goraya_) May 12, 2017
4. YESSSSSSSS
— Aisha Randhawa (@HariMirchein) May 12, 2017
5. ‘I’ll show you the door.’
https://twitter.com/Alishbak95/status/863437416430010369
6. Please?
https://twitter.com/prettymoderate/status/862988676338393088
7. We’re wondering the same!
What's wrong with this world? 😣 https://t.co/KbVfFmMGEF
— PDG (@PratimDGupta) May 14, 2017
8. Wait, Who? What?
I don't even LIKE biryani and I'm offended by this. https://t.co/EKhdp8xwEn
— Sarah Khan (@BySarahKhan) May 14, 2017
9. Yes, brother. WHO?
Who hurt you… https://t.co/TmBTcpjZiG
— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) May 13, 2017
10. Whatever this means!
https://twitter.com/taisperf/status/863374859832872960
That’s not it.
People literally disowned the chap. *psst* KARMA
Meanwhile Ali, in his trial to save face, posted proof of him having company.
I'm not the only one ok😤 pic.twitter.com/d1BiwvGM1s
— Ali San 🪐 (@TheSanPlanet) May 11, 2017
You’ll never get this..You’ll never get this na na na anaaannaaa…(in Borat’s voice).
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