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Valentine’s Day is so close that the teddy bears in stores have started giving me nightmares. I can already hear the disapproving noises uncles and aunties make when they see teenage girls walking around with bouquets in their hands. The singles have already started making plans with their other single friends so they don’t have to look at the cringy couples around them.
At such a time, the last thing we needed was an Internet crush in the form of Priya Prakash Varrier whose wink in the song ‘Oru Adaar Love‘ has the entire Internet swooning! There is chaos all over as the singles who were once “happily single” are now “forever alone!”
At such a time of crisis, we needed a saviour and he has arrived in the form of Sakht launda Zakir Khan. He took it upon himself to be the voice of reason.
In the wake of the epidemic of the new wave of “love” that has been gripping single boys all over, Zakir appealed to the masses to not forget the values he so calmly taught them.
https://twitter.com/Zakirism/status/962643014920392704
In keeping with his giving nature, Zakir also shared some Sakhti titbits for the singles to friendzone girls and boys alike, or worse Bhai/behen-zone!
*Dun dun duuuunn*
https://twitter.com/Zakirism/status/962688603292778497
The sakht launda who is Haq se single is known for not giving his airplane window seat to a girl because ‘pighalna nahi hai‘. Also, he prides himself for cracking the code to every conversation with your girlfriend when you’re sleepy AF, aka, “Hmm, accha, theek hai.”
He also has a message for all the phoney sakht people who have betrayed their cause and have fallen a victim to the killer wink! And, I could not agree more.
https://twitter.com/Zakirism/status/962940396019113984
So, if you’re single and you don’t know how to survive the wink-ocalypse (Yeah I made that up), I have only one piece of consolation: Jiska koi nahi uska Zakir hai yaaro!
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