We’ve all had our awkward reasons for dumping people, which may have seemed trivial to others but were a mark of something much bigger, like running away from a guy who calls the waiter with a gesture instead of addressing him with some sort of respect. But these people have taken trivial to a whole new level!
And it’s entertaining AF. Here’s what their poor exe’s didn’t see coming.
1. When facts weren’t good enough and proof was just a 5 letter word.
2. A whole other meaning to salad
3. Train through the tunnel…
4. She clearly didn’t want his pants on fire all the time
5. Slow eating is one thing but this, is pure torture
6. Too bad you weren’t a fan of Jurassic Park
7. Like Fairies.
8. That is unforgivable and should have been listed as a sin in at least one of the holy scriptures
9. Just for this, being dumped once isn’t good enough.
10. That’s just some serious lack of common sense.
11. Well endowed comes with a subtext in the checklist, which reads, no self obsessed jerks please.
12. Because to some people a disproportionate head leads to a disproportionate relationship.
13. Unless she was an axe murderer, I think it’s safe to say, ‘Not a big deal’.
14. You’ve been hitting those geometry textbooks too hard son.
15. The stars clearly didn’t align for this couple
16. That’s just plain ignorance
17. *Crickets chirping*
18. Yes your infertility varies from guy to guy, well done childhood science teacher.
19. Wars have been fought over less.
20. Hells to the no.
21. In no context is that OK. None whatsoever.
22. Size matters, but I don’t think he knew what size they were talking about.
23. If you want to sound like Rebecca Black, do it on your own time.
24. Unacceptable.
25. Caution, entering Gross Town.
What was yours?