25 Absurd Reasons People Dumped Their Significant Other

We’ve all had our awkward reasons for dumping people, which may have seemed trivial to others but were a mark of something much bigger, like running away from a guy who calls the waiter with a gesture instead of addressing him with some sort of respect. But these people have taken trivial to a whole new level!

And it’s entertaining AF. Here’s what their poor exe’s didn’t see coming.

1. When facts weren’t good enough and proof was just a 5 letter word.

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2. A whole other meaning to salad

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3. Train through the tunnel…

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4. She clearly didn’t want his pants on fire all the time

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5. Slow eating is one thing but this, is pure torture

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6. Too bad you weren’t a fan of Jurassic Park

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7. Like Fairies.

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8. That is unforgivable and should have been listed as a sin in at least one of the holy scriptures

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9. Just for this, being dumped once isn’t good enough.

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10. That’s just some serious lack of common sense.

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11. Well endowed comes with a subtext in the checklist, which reads, no self obsessed jerks please.

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12. Because to some people a disproportionate head leads to a disproportionate relationship.

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13. Unless she was an axe murderer, I think it’s safe to say, ‘Not a big deal’.

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14. You’ve been hitting those geometry textbooks too hard son.

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15. The stars clearly didn’t align for this couple

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16. That’s just plain ignorance

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17. *Crickets chirping*

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18. Yes your infertility varies from guy to guy, well done childhood science teacher.

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19. Wars have been fought over less.

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20. Hells to the no.

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21. In no context is that OK. None whatsoever.

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22. Size matters, but I don’t think he knew what size they were talking about.

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23. If you want to sound like Rebecca Black, do it on your own time.

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24. Unacceptable.

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25. Caution, entering Gross Town.

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