Parenting is not an easy job. You’ve to dedicate every second of your life to the well-being of your baby. You have to make sure everything around them is hygienic and safe. And on top of that, you’ve to make sure that you’re not sleep-deprived and losing your sanity.
But worry not because technology is improving with every second. And soon, robots will be able to take over your parental duties while you get your power nap. We just have to get the calibrations right.
YouTuber Useless Duck Company has come up with a never-before-seen invention that’ll allow parents to stop worrying about making their baby burp. Because the machine will make them do the next best thing, and that’s puking.
As the name suggests, this parody company makes products that are not obviously practical. Previously, they’ve made a Wi-Fi enabled baby crib, a baby bottle robot and now, they’ve come up with the mobile-controlled baby burping machine. So what if your baby has their ribs and back broken? At least their stomach’s clean, right?
Netizens absolutely loved the dark-comedic vibe of the Useless Duck Company’s latest product for babies and some even wanted to buy it.
oh my fucking god pic.twitter.com/EmPqgNcETG
— jupiter🧩 mundinho zp br (@SATlNDOLL) November 24, 2018
babys: pic.twitter.com/aIJbE9G626
— Annie ,that's okay ! (@AliceAnniee) November 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/tbowl/status/1066675001229602816
Does this come in a larger size? Asking for a friend.
— Cella Paz (@cellapaz) November 25, 2018
— Maury Brovich (@Maury_Brovich) November 25, 2018
— 𝕁𝕚𝕞 (@Ricjames32) November 25, 2018
I missed the beginning so I thought this was an ass whooping machine at first
— ♈︎ reed ♈︎ (@losermuse) November 26, 2018
— Son Bon (@Sonja1mil) November 25, 2018
This gone be My friends wedding gift pic.twitter.com/dPxN8br7NV
— Amilia Onyx **SELF BOOKING** (@AmiliaOnyx) November 26, 2018
I just cried all my makeup off https://t.co/auypwr4GQ3
— Simplechook (@simplechook) November 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/lovelyfxcking/status/1067618705532702720
https://twitter.com/owain_milli/status/1067594945857490944
https://twitter.com/JosephWilde/status/1067520695377129472
I can see myself using this! LOL!!! https://t.co/Es6xeuLmpS
— Leo Dicaprionardo (@J_Sanchez_XLIV) November 27, 2018
Where was this when my kids were lil? https://t.co/J2giFFfJlg
— Jerran♻️Higgins (@SpidermonkeyCO) November 27, 2018
So, what are your thoughts on this baby-burping machine? Does it get a thumbs up or a thumbs down from you? If it’s a thumbs down, I totally understand why. But if it’s a thumbs up, I totally don’t want to know why.