In the 21st century, the process of dating has become comparatively easier due to the increased level of inter-connectivity. You can access a mutual friend’s information with the click of the mouse. And you can find your soulmate with a swipe on your smartphone. That said, with a wide variety of good options comes an equally wide variety of bad options.
Now, what are the usual norm for bad dates? Poor choice in food, weird quirks, sweaty palms, smokes too much, drinks to much, unpleasant personality, right? But, in your life, have you ever heard of a date involving a funeral? Well, congrats, because you’re in for a ride.
Twitter user @itssraych asked her friend, Bridget, about the worst date she ever had. And just like us, she was expecting a standard answer. But boy did things take a turn in her story with every message she sent.
Horror fans might’ve thought that this date was going to veer into the occult-sacrifice territory. But, nope, it gets way worse than that.
Did you see that coming?
Netizens who saw the story unfold before their eyes were absolutely baffled and hailed it as the best tweet of 2018.
— PRINCE ¥UNG BUN 🌹 (@emir_bosanac) November 27, 2018
As soon as I read 'black dress,' I knew where this was going but didn't quite believe it would actually go there…and then it did. Hoooooolyshit.
— JBR (@JBRylah) November 27, 2018
And they say romance is dead. 😁 Sorry, couldn't resist.
— Jimmy Murphy (@JimmyREMfan) November 28, 2018
God, and I thought my first date was bad
Went to a school dance, gaggle of friends tried dragging me to dance and I opted to collapse to the ground instead.
— Cody Gillmer (@Fruckert) November 27, 2018
Someone quick! Make a movie out of this!!
— Prof. Sarcasm, PhD (@SarcasmProf) November 27, 2018
This is so awful omg :/// https://t.co/HiHKq5gz6b
— Sharanya Paulraj 🎄 (@sharusays) December 5, 2018
And yet, I thought my love life was bad 😬 https://t.co/o5zpakRUoE
— Chelcie Brierley (@chelciebrierley) November 28, 2018
I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/sTLvJZO86A
— joy 👩🏾🦱 (@Tomorrowone_) November 28, 2018
This girl DESERVES a gold medal. https://t.co/LcgtMLfOAs
— Vibbit (@Vibbit12) December 6, 2018
I am stumped https://t.co/eBSHYSkiCD
— the italian man who went to malta (@franco_vernava) November 28, 2018
Best tweet of 2018😩👏🏻😭😂 https://t.co/pRtm0DEDGg
— els (@elshanshaw) November 28, 2018
Hot tip: it’s better to let your parents know that you’ve broken up, instead of taking your unsuspecting date to a funeral. Trust me.