Here’s what happens after you break up with someone:
1. You either choose never to see or speak to each other again.
2. You remain friends (but we all know that doesn’t work out!).
3. You get back, then split again, and the cycle continues till one of you dies.
While these might look like the only plausible options, one woman went to the bizarre length of making a huge list of dating tips for her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend!
A guy recently took on Twitter to post pictures of a list made by his ex of all the things he likes, starting from how he likes sleeping with the AC and fan on to back rub massages. According to sources, she jotted down advice on “how to be his girlfriend” including points like avoiding gossip about him to not getting annoyed when he sits in front of the TV all night.
Check the list out here:
Posting the pictures on Twitter, the guy captioned it, “My ex-girlfriend wrote this for me and it’s literally the best thing I ever got in my life!”
Netizens low-key freaked out on seeing such an elaborate list and didn’t hold back from pointing out the red flags!
While there were some who felt how the girl loved him so much to keep in mind every tiny detail about him, many put their foot down and said how she’s…umm, crazy. However, there was also a handful who felt that the guy needed a babysitter instead of a girlfriend!
Your ex girlfriend or your ex babysitter?
— 𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪 𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔰 (@moby_dickhead) May 18, 2019
From one babysitter to another 🤷🏽♀️ he also likes huggies instead of pampers 🙄
— Ms. Williams 🇵🇭 (@Mansiondelex) May 17, 2019
“Yikes!™️
Now available in list form” pic.twitter.com/YIsya8RBcS— kpop fans fan club (@lloydleefrancis) May 18, 2019
Any woman would be lucky to avoid you.
— Jake Parappa Hainey (@talesfromideath) May 18, 2019
And maybe I’m a lil cold but something like this is just extra, you can miss me and still love me but don’t make it awkward for the next person coming in.
— lex (@YUNGCERBERUS) May 17, 2019
If someone I was dating gave me a letter from their ex we would immediately be finished. I would not date anyone who tweets this garbage either.
— zoOMa HumXn (@FalconGrrrl) May 19, 2019
Make sure to wash that pacifier before you give it to him at bedtime
— Shazam lighting off fireworks on your street (@ShazamIAm) May 18, 2019
I can't decide if it's sadder that a woman would write "he's perfect as long as you don't expect to have any of your needs met" or that a man would think this is what women want in a man.
— Heliotropist (@stillSTH) May 18, 2019
He wants a mommy figure who'd cater to all his whims, keep track of stuff for him, be willing to be ignored regularly, and clean after him.
not an equal partner
— Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰🇪 🇧🇸 (@wagatwe) May 18, 2019
Precisely. I know we’re made to nurture. But did homie even want to be babied like this? And LET my man pass this to me talking about “here yo study guide” I’m leaving. This childish.
— Ms. Williams 🇵🇭 (@Mansiondelex) May 17, 2019
She knows that much about you because she paid attention because she loved you enough to want to know everything about you. I wish at least ONE of the guys I’ve ever dated would’ve taken the time to know even half of this about me. This kinda stuff doesn’t happen often enough.
— TV Connoisseur 🍷 (@SheTweetsTV) May 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/saff_cheese/status/1129748801575694337
Someone wrote me a list just like this,but it was for their dog while they went on vacation
— Laura (@Laura_Blondie23) May 18, 2019
holy shit jus take her back like fr
— 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓪🦋 (@cherrybitsh1) May 17, 2019
I’m no expert on dating, but I can assure you that leaving a letter for your ex’s new girlfriend is not how you handle a breakup!