Mike’s 29. He’s married. He cheats on his wife. Don’t be like Mike.
When daddy of two, Mike, opened his Tinder profile to cheat a bit more on his wife, he didn’t know what was in store.
His wife came across his profile, hacked it like a pro and the savagely edited it. She changed his profile picture so that his hubby is literally up close and personal. And re-wrote the bio, which basically outed him as a big player and a douche guy.
Here’s the full-bio.
Hey my name is Mike I’m married with two kids. I have a tiny dick that is STI infested. My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I’m a piece of shit who doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but myself I have been talking and cheating for so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic shit to all you girls. Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.
A Reddit user posted Mike’s picture with the edited bio and Redditors trolled him like a boss. While one called him a huge potato with a face, another thought he was being strangled. And, someone just downright called him Quagmire from ‘Family Guy’.
Source: Elite Daily