11 Awesome Answers You Can Give To The Question “Why Are You Still Single?”

It’s a well known fact that you are too hot to be single but that isn’t a good enough excuse for you to explain to each and every person the reason behind your yet-single status. Being single is a choice that nobody should have to explain about. It’s time you raised your voice against this atyachar, and gave them these 11 answers to blow their minds off.

So the next time somebody asks you, “Why are you still single?“, tell them it’s because:

1. All my exes dumped me because I’m obsessed with Yo Yo Honey Singh

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This will immediately make them never want to ask you anything. Ever.

 

2. I killed my last boyfriend and it was too difficult to carry his body to the dumpster

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What to do.

 

3. My cat didn’t like any of my girlfriends

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Excuse me, but my feline room mate makes all my decisions for me.

 

4. I told my last girlfriend she had a nice moustache, but she got angry and dumped me. I have no idea why ūüôĀ

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People can be so mean, right?

 

5. I was married to a goat when I was a kid so I can’t date now. It’s cheating

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True Story.

 

6. I kissed a guy and he turned into a frog

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ūüôĀ

 

7. Point at the blank space and say, “He’s here. Can’t you see him?”

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Are you just trying to ignore him?

 

8. I don’t need a boyfriend. I have food

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This is actually a pretty legit reason. Food never argues. Food listens and understands.

 

9. I’m too good for everyone

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Also true.

 

10. According to my horoscope, I’ll have to stay single till the curse is lifted

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Can’t defy astrology, yo.

 

11. Because I can be

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Being single is not about being alone, but being free to discover who you are as a person.

Now excuse me while I go talk to some food.

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